Vr shit

they/them, she/her theminine if you will. too lazy to do anythin for this im  here to be here and be queer and nothing else

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

I love when i go months not remembering welcome to nightvale exists and then i spontaneously remember it exists and I go back to being completely normal™ about it then binge listen over a couple weeks from beginning to most recent episode to restart the cycle of remembrance and rewheat and wheat byproducts.

[henstomper]

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

[catgirlforeskin]

and people tell you to move to one of a handful of cities if you want to avoid having one, but when you get there the majority of people have one anyway and jobs expect you to as well

[queer-as-city-folk]

Car dependence has ruined the physical and social infrastructure of this country. If we want any revolution we need Walkable safe human scaled cities

[technicolor-swarm-of-bees]

amtrak I love you and you're so right but this post is about gender so

gender has ruined the physical and social infrastructure of this country. if we want any revolution we need gender-optional safe queer friendly cities

[queer-as-city-folk]

What's a gender?

[pukicho]

why do you use tumblr light mode

I have been on this site since 2013, I am not brave enough to change my ways

[sharky-unknown]

Pussy

[pukicho]

You're scared of a slightly brighter screen bitch.

[bogeywife]

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

this is literally how discord light mode feels

[gender-snatched]

I understand why pride is in june. But it's fucking hot

[jame7t]

national think about boobs hour starts now

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

is this about them on me or other people you may ask, I reblogged because yes

[jame7t]

national think about boobs hour starts now

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND

[one-real-summer]

Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV

I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)

[the-nekoromancer]

Universal Workers Union (UWU)

[the-nekoromancer]

I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:

Or NUT.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

OH MY GOD

[erintoknow]

every library in our consortium is assigned a three letter callsign to be used across various different systems and services the consortium provides, such as track books, staff e-mail, etc. our library is assigned CUM

no one will say it out loud

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh its been a WHILE since ive seen this thread 

[candescent-creed]

there’s a shipping company called Specialized Transportation, Inc., and I think they just acknowledged and embraced this given that I have driven by many trucks on the highway emblazoned with “STI DELIVERS”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everytime i come back to it this thing gains a few more gems

[valeria2067]

Official Meeting Facilities Guide

[raisedbylibrarians]

The three letter code for a local library in the town of Fuquay (pronounced few-kway) is FUQ

[icarus-suraki]

Lest we forget…

I want a UTI…degree.

[deliriumcrow]

The public transportation service around Williamsburg, VA was called Hampton Roads Transportation, and their busses all said Go HRT on them.

[sinversus]

Let’s not forget the Wisconsin Tourism Federation

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I definitely just screenshotted that in all its dozens of pixels for my reaction pics folder

[bartfargo]

There’s a church named Christian Life International, and they decided to field a softball team. Feeling that CLI didn’t adequately communicate their status as a church, they decided to put a cross at the end.

Result: A church softball team whose hats and uniforms say CLIt.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

the Flinders University Cricket Club

[w-h-y--f-a-t-h-e-r]

May i add?

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

As someone who is adhd and trasfemme once i start hrt i better get adhDDs for my trouble

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

someone tell me this isnt pukicho as a car

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[pukicho]

Hey, puki, have ya ever been on vrchat?

Yeah once with a friend to see what the hubbub was about. Needless to say it was an interesting romp through a community comprised of lunatics. Furries talking casually about their 9 to 5 with big-titted anime girls like they're not both wearing their fetishes on their sleeves, all these little cliques living vicariously via their summer beach house in cyber-Cancun. It felt post-apocalyptic.

[pukicho]

You’re right you’re right, but when their avatar’s ass is as big as my desk I think I can make an educated guess.

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

as someone who plays vr chat this is very true thank you for telling the world what needs to be said

[depsidase]

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

this might be the single most Louisiana thing i have seen in awhile and i live in Louisiana

[funnytwittertweets]

[that-house]

A story in two parts

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

Cockamole

[evilnicegirl]

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

Ah hard rock cafe

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

If anyone was unaware stairs do not make good slip n slides. FUCKING OUCH I HIT MY BACK REAL HARD AND BROKE A FINGER. I WENT FROM 22 TO A 60 YEAR OLD WITH BACK PROBLEMS IN JUST A QUICK FEW STEPS.

1. Have wet feet

2. Have stairs

3.?

4. Fucking pain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and I hope all the quiet queer folks who just want to stay inside and not talk to anyone have had an amazing june doing just that! you are my people

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's what i did and it was fabulous! i ate so much food. read so many books. walked around my queer neighborhood not making eye contact with other queer folks, but observing them all the same. we're like cats. i quietly acknowledge your existence. i will not interact with you but you are family.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#i'm glad you exist please don't talk to me

[ryohoki-and-the-regrets]

*resists talking*