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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Help us kick Bezos in the dick
Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.
As a Toshi-romancer, book 5 is *chef kiss*
Listen
Have i ever seen even ONE episode of miraculous ladybug?
No.
Am i COMPLETELY OBSESSED with @buggachat’s baker au web comic?????
YES.
SOH 5 releasing oh so soon!! > 7 <)
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Powder separating dirt from a water bottle
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose
stay the fuck away from me
people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled
The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.
You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?
I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus
remember how i told y'all?
(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)
What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me
Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?
wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee
what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh
I want to spray this post with Lysol
AHEM.
“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’
“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“
WASH.
YOUR.
HANDS.
you can get hepatitis-A from ingesting fecal matter. that’s how its transferred. hepatitis-a is a disease that will, if not treated, shut your liver down and kill you. its not spread by people handfulls of shit, or walking around with poop smeared fingers, its spread from people not washing their goddamn fucking hands when they use the toilet, then touching stuff and spreading the bacteria around.
you can’t fucking see bacteria without a microscope you fucking morons.
WASH
YOUR
HANDS
NNNNUH MY DICK IS CLEANER THAN THE FAUCETS HNURRRR
Jesus CHRIST
And what makes this worse, with the perianal sweat and all, is that there exists a particularly insecure and vile subset of men who refuse to wipe or wash their asses because it’s gay or something. Some guys think “I just let some water run down there, it’s fine!” is adequate. And I am informed by dudes that this is not an uncommon view. So like, these guys are carrying a HEAVY load of fecal sweat on their undercarriages.
LOOK
I have a THING about public spaces, especially bathrooms, and germs. I hate touching shopping cart handles, door pulls or knobs, the sink, flush handles, anything like that. Because they are indeed filthy. I get it.
But I still wash my motherfucking hands.
And like 9/10 of the time I manage to do it without touching anything with bare, clean skin.
Flush toilet/urinal. Go turn on the faucet, wash hands. Dry your hands by whatever means. Leave faucet on. Grab a paper towel, or a piece of toilet paper, or one of those paper seat things if you have to. Use that to turn off the faucet, then use it to open the bathroom door again. As you leave, put the trash into the trash can near the door. Your hands never touch the nasty stuff. Wash your hands again when you get home. VOILA. You have managed to acquire and spread fewer germs.
Do I have to improvise sometimes? Yeah, I do. Sometimes I have to use my shirt to open a door, or something. But I always manage to wash my fucking hands because I am not a septic piss-goblin.
Is it ANY FUCKING WONDER that getting UTIs from penetrative sex is super-common?
The world is a terrifying place but at least the erupting volcano of Mayon is waking the ancients to remind us of our place
Quick note: original art is by Kerby Rosanes
Link to the original post here on the artist’s IG
Another note: This is in reference to the Filipino legend from Albay called “Daragang Magayon” [literally translated into “beautiful maiden”, with “daraga” meaning “maiden” and “magayon” meaning “beautiful”]
She’s a folk heroine, whose love story can be read here
It is said that her lover, Panganoron, is the clouds that surround Mt. Mayon’s peak, while she is herself the volcano, which has always been seen as remarkably beautiful in shape
It’s said that the volcano grew where they were buried together
Which is why the shape of two lovers seen in the smoke of its most recent eruption is so culturally significant.
And really, really cool.
Remember me…
culturally different yet morally aligned heroes.
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A Timeline of Women’s Fashion from 1784-1970 (source: http://kottke.org/17/07/a-timeline-of-womens-fashion-from-1784-1970)
such a useful reference to see the transition of styles
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the sheer intensity of this dude’s love for his cat could melt ice
Here is the reasoning, that drive execs and marketers to pro-actively exclude women from their audiences and to pro-actively encourage a culture in which women do not feel welcome. This is why we can’t have nice things… or can we?
This is an excellent piece, by someone inside the industry, outlining quite clearly how and why so many games all but refuse to acknowledge women gamers even exist.
And it really is tough sometimes, in games. Perfectly good, reasonable people just succumb to the prevailing wisdom, feeling helpless. I’ve written female characters in games with attitude and agency, then been required to tone it down for fear of offending male players.
In one (unreleased) game, I was told to change a cut scene because “the woman NPC can’t try to save herself, the male PC must save her.” And the number of times I’ve had to remove snarky comebacks from a female NPC (“the player won’t be attracted to her”), I can’t even count.
And these were not horrible, raging sexists. But they were following market wisdom, doing what they knew publishers would require of them.
(I should add that these are all AAA games I’m talking about. The indie/mobile space I’ve worked in is so, so much more progressive.)
(Also saddening: almost exactly the same reasoning applies to the comic market’s obsession with superheroes.)
Anyway. Great article, well worth a read.
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