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Stuck on a little green rock called Ireland since '95. Send help. 19. Limerick. Instagram - ryryoi

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[the-plaid-monkey]

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[cholochanel]

SCREAMING

[shesmelancholy]

[tyleroakley]

happy pride month

[midaete]

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

[upallnightogetloki]

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

[taikaze]

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

[ithelpstodream]

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

a shitpost became a teachable moment

[jehovahhthickness]

[bobbijaxxx]

She did not have to go that hard.

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[hellomrbones]

[prokopetz]

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

[dios-404]

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

[rheasmymami]

I love this?

[saiasus]

[paddysnuffles]

Dear mansplaining morons who think "Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman"

Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude - has no superpowers to speak of - trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops - uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity - “only a god can kill another god” - trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race - can fly - can literally level a building with a single punch - can control lightning - able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands - can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd - has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

[lost-undead]

No being a man doesn’t make you better than a woman, being Batman makes you better than a woman, what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league, if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues, so yes while Wonder Woman would probably win in a fair fight you have to remember that Batman doesn’t fight fair

[paddysnuffles]

“what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league” 

1. …Did you actually read my original post? At all?

I’m perfectly aware of Batman’s fighting abilities and tactical skills. 

However, you’re blatantly ignoring the fact that while Bruce is “an expert in all forms of martial arts [and] a master tactician” SO IS DIANA. 

What’s more, you’re also ignoring the fact that Diana has trained for between 25 to 100 times longer than Bruce has, and under MUCH more qualified and skilled tutors than the League of Shadows could ever hope to be in their wildest dreams.

Like I point out in my original post, Bruce has trained for maybe 20 years under the instruction of some rando ninja assassins. 

Diana trained for 500-2,000 years (depending on which version of her you’re going with), and her instructor was either the greatest general in history or War itself. And you can bet your ass her training included tactical planning.

As Batman once put it, “she’s skilled… a warrior born”.

So in arguing that “he could beat her because of his training” what you’re saying is that a man with only 20 years of training could beat someone who’s trained between 25 to 100 times longer than he has. 

That makes as much sense as saying a guy with no training whatsoever could beat Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan. 

“if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We’ve literally seen Batman try and fight Wonder Woman

HE LOST

BADLY

Wonder Woman is a better fighter, she’s a better tactician and she’s stronger and faster than Bruce will ever be

[starlightafterastorm]

Putting this for more evidence. 

[phoenix-173]

Fuck fake fanboys who don’t know shit. Batman could never beat Wonder Woman. And Bruce knows it.

[ohmightysmiter]

“He has a contingency plan for everyone in the JL”. Yes he does and his contingency plan for Diana is literally just Clark. If Diana ever goes off the rails he’s gonna throw Clark at her really fast and hope. And if that doesn’t work his only recourse is to sit and hope that she comes to her senses.

[sandradrivas]

[peppapigvevo]

fucking dinosaurs got this

[teamrocketing]

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

[brinty]

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

[disneyforprincesses]

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

[mathemagicalmlp-deactivated2024]

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

[huntsman-ash]

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

[coolmanfromthepast]

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

[mornington-the-crescent]

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

[corpuscaiiosum]

And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50′s she’s a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer

[corpuscaiiosum]

Tiny tolerant tasteful tactile textile engineer

[constant-instigator]

I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.

But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would come to me, and over tea we would discuss the problems of the kingdom. He would tell me that new people wanted to move to the kingdom, and ask me what we should do. Or he would tell me that the teddybears and the dolls were fighting over the enchanted forest, and ask me what to do. Basically, he took the trappings of the princess culture, and used it as a tool to teach me about leadership, civic responsibility, and compassion. 

So if you have a little princess around, consider helping her figure out how to run her kingdom. There’s no sense in telling a kid they can’t be a leader, or that they can’t wear sparkles while they do it. 

[dealanexmachina]

Parenting: You’re doing it right.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

NICKI MINAJ PLAYING HORROR GAMES

[vibraniumbussyold-deactivated20]

put this in the MoMA

[leplastiquedick]

the Remy Ma part.. LMAO