[memewhore]

[r4cs0]

[lostinfinnish]

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[lynati]

I didn’t think it was possible to make that picture better.

[depsidase]

[jettison37]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonesplashy]

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

[dont-drink-paint]

My father would, at one point, buy knives from a man with a prosthetic leg, made out of wood. Might seem strange to buy knives from a knife salesman instead of a store, but this was company level and they needed a supplier of scalpels or something. Anyway, this guy would bring out a knife, show it, talk about it and then stab the knife into his thigh while continuing to hold a normal conversation. Only mentioning that he had a wooden leg once the customer jumped out of the chair in shock.

[everythingfox]

Don’t forget to stop and smell the roses

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[everythingfox]

Cutie

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[lynxspots]

The nerve!!

[everythingfox]

Saturday night kittens

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[everythingfox]

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[squirtledogg]

[homiedepot]

Me when I eat pop rocks

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[memewhore]

[6qubed]

she is possessed by a surly but affectionate goat

[moth-unit-00]

[hanabito]

you are a, how do you say, faguette

[aysweezy]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[raay-k-deactivated20251117]

[sufficientlylargen]

But if you can’t grow your own moons, store-bought is fine.

[everythingfox]

Wut

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