[neonbunchan]

GRWM(ajima) (fixing the wet hair he slept on)

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[xielesbian]

[ID: Tweet by Jxy (star emote) @/mascpxppy reading: Who was y'all's queer awakening. (black heart emoji) @/chrisisclueless quote tweeted reading: A boy spit on me and called me a f*g in 4th grade. I tackled him immediately after. While I had him pinned to the ground I thought to myself "he's actually kinda cute" went home and cried the entire night cuz I was actually gay. He was right. Kebab on a stick| shedtwt @/Ke... (cuts off) replied reading: Im so sorry for you! Can I use this for my oc lore? End ID]

[nnezzanine]

if you like penis coladas and getting cock in the rain

[jewel-tonedsky]

YOU CANT TELL ME JULIAN WOULDNT SING THIS

[nnezzanine]

he totally would

[st5lker]

tghe lemur?

[bovineblogger]

PANTS PANTS PANTS

[bovineblogger]

ora wore his first pants one month ago...

[dogpuppy]

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[mimidiann]

kankibas

[killerqueenmp3]

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[tsundernova]

Domestic dispute in public

[mishmash-webster]

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[spiribia]

the charm of the great chain of things is that you'll see reptile keeper circles recommending isopods as a cleanup crew in your enclosures and then you'll go look into isopods and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the isopods themselves and pet isopod care and they recommend also keeping springtails as a cleanup crew for the isopods and you look into springtails and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the springtails and they're posting photos of springtails and going They're soooooo cuuuute

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[pinolitas]

real