Fly Away

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[tastefullyoffensive]

[earthdad]

Avengers Endgame spoiler:

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[guillotineman-deactivated202411]

😂 😂 😂

[mandarina-sueno-deactivated2019]

💀 💀 💀

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[jumpingjacktrash]

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

[vikiholmesx3]

[manicpixiedreamweeb]

[thecommonchick]

[curseworm]

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

[curseworm]

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

[obamasmomjeans]

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

[curseworm]

i dontt want you to say that

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sc_x_cs)

[catchymemes]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

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[bando--grand-scamyon]

Fuck whoever made this lmfao

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[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[mageknight14]

What even was Miiverse?

[vampmotel]

IM CRYING