Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
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Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.
Babies don't misbehave, they just behave. There's no such thing as a baby being "bad" because they don't understand cause and effect at first and have no concept of others feelings for a while after they do learn that.
A baby is never doing something to upset you. They don't act up to piss you off. They act in the only way they know how, and yes, sometimes the behaviour they're drawn to isn't great! That's why you guide them and comfort.
It's okay to be mad, but you need to remind yourself of this or you'll become resentful. Babies don't misbehave.
why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.
The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
dumb headcanon i think is funny: the hangman has a driver's license. this happened bc at some point shortly after prompocalypse fabian got pulled over by sklonda for driving without a license while ALSO being completely unable to see out of his right eye. in an attempt to get out of trouble he claimed that the hangman was the one actually navigating. cue sklonda dragging him to the dmv on her day off and convincing one of the driving instructors to put the motorcycle through a road test. the hangman passed and now fabian is forever sentenced to having to explain that yes, his bike has a license. yes, his bike is sapient. it's actually a hellhound transformed into a motorcycle. no, he doesn't know how or why that's legal either. and no, he doesn't have a license himself and DEFINITELY can not operate any motor vehicle besides the hangman.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!
I’d also like to add this
Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!
me: why are the pillows always so fucked up
my cat:
This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting
And now it is :)
“If I’ve gotten Grant, I’ll be really fucking pissed off.” - Siobhan
Of course it was Grant
everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet
i am the administrator
2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever
so we all agree that lord of the rings is a musical
you. you get it
I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production
unsleeping city 3 but zohran mamdani makes an appearance as an npc, fights fantasy jeff bezos, and becomes the new vox populi