samlike

certified mumbo jumbo enthusiast he/him

[s-amlike]

"in my teenage dirtbag era" sir you are a grown ass man with a full time job and rent

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

i thought you were gay why do you like boobs

Just shut up. Please. Let me be.

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Too many people have the attitude of the first guy when in reality it should be a lot more like the second guy

[roycohn]

oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie

[should-be-sleeping]

Got euthanized at Claire's!

[ladyshinga]

scene: a group of 40-50 year old ladies talking about menopause but the more one of them describes her symptoms, the more obvious it is that she's actually developing mutant powers. like

"ugh and the night sweats, and the hot flashes? I hate it!" "god, right? and the glowing eyes first thing in the morning? like i need that along with all the new body hair, am I right?" "... what was that, debra"

[ladyshinga]

#she DID bring it up to her doctor and he was just like 'yeah that's normal for a woman your age'

not looking up from his clipboard at all as he adds in an almost bored tone, "maybe try losing some weight"

[fremulon]

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

[guerrillatech]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[guerrillatech]

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[auxphono]

[yournewcryptid]

Woagh thats a lotta fish

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

what

[running-with-toast]

nothing will top The Big Phone

[wretcheddollthings]

my fav is the fact that the japanese kanji for "horse" is different

(art source for second pic)

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[swampthing07]

[vertigo-rounds]

the difference in pictures is killing me, tubbo get his ass

[tobi-smp]

my plan for the boxing match is to ignore it unless I hear that tubbo beat his ass, then I'm gonna be obnoxious about it

if he loses then I didn't hear nothing

[hairscare]

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

[its-arson-time]

ive been thinking about this for about a singular minute but i thought about it very hard

[whereispearlescentmoon]

The Hermit’s luck this season exists on a spectrum and I have created this chart to show it.

Feel free to add your favorite Hermit along the spectrum. And yes I’m maintaining that Skizz has the worst luck of any Hermit, if you think it’s someone else you can fight me out back.

Bonus Pearl placement based on the past couple of months of Trial Chambering: