[stylestm]

full offense but what am i supposed to do after tonight

[talkgentlytome]

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

[quintessentialbeings]

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

[ladyananas]

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

[studyblr]

I hope you will find a job that fulfills you, friends that understand you, and love that completes you.

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[te5seract]

[stability]

[classydude]

sunday - thursday:

friday + saturday:

[unclefather]

[freshmoviequotes]

A Taste of Honey (1961)

[harrisonarchive]

In the Sixties, you could purchase a ticket to see The Beatles live in concert for $2.50, $3.50, $4.50 and $5.50. With inflation, that amounts to approximately $19, $27, $34 and $41 in present day. To. See. The. Beatles. Live.

[kissmytacoshell]

[apologeticallyfat]

My goal for 2018: become the hottest, most jawdropping, irresistible, devestatingly gorgeous version of myself.

[nefertiris]

make me choose » anon asked: aladdin or jasmine? “why did you lie to me? did you think i was stupid?! that i wouldn’t figure it out?”

[nefertiris]

favorite duos (of all time and kind): ariel & eric, the little mermaid. ↳ “believe me, grim, when i find the right girl, i’ll know. without a doubt, it’ll just, bam. hit me. like lightning.”

[scatter-the-stars]

Their friendship is the best thing to come out of these Olympics