I Know The Devil You’ve Been Fighting With

[resilienttbastard]

[jcekeerys]

Shawn Mendes performs ‘In My Blood’ at the VMA’s 2018

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[tk-senpai]

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

[dhrachth]

I knew the answer, but after reading this I had to check it with a calculator.  Twice.  

p.s. It’s $100.

[grungeishappiness]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[funnyjoke]

[breemau]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paralysing-sadness]

I’m a complete wreck right now. I can’t stop crying and i can’t even tell you how much i want to permanently stop the breath flowing through me. I can’t escape from this, so i might as well just fucking die.

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