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Mia.21 "I'm anxious, gay and trying my best"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chead-deactivated20181204]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[jehovahhthickness]

There’s certain people that you cannot speak on specific topics with because they don’t have the range, the knowledge, the empathy or the depth, to even understand where the fuck you’re coming from.

[welcometothesass]

Describing someone as “not having the range” is gonna be my new insult for 2019

[baenemy]

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[aegonism]

Leaked footage of the Joker movie

[sadiepickles]

I literally cannot overstate how important creative hobbies are when dealing with mental illness. If you can’t draw, there are coloring books. If you can’t write a novel, you can write in short journaling bursts. If you can’t sing in the shower, you can listen to music. Sometimes with mental illness it feels like we have this dark presence inside of us that is bumping around in our brain and organs, causing problems. It helps immensely to let it out.

[blairwitchh]

the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

[sothisistherapy]

This is so important.

[notsafevorework]

Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn

[kittyinhighheels]

I’ll never forget the people who threw a fit about this post because they didn’t understand the anxiety when someone just seems angry while in your proximity

[ah-technical-difficulties]

“Stop saying sorry all the time!”

“Oh, okay sorry.”

[legen-drumrollplease-dary-deact]

[repent-zoomer]

This is my third time seeing this post and I’m just now realizing I know who these people are

[teenscoolest]

[leahlynn]

[embrasser]

lizzie doesnt fuck around

[susiephone]

i laugh whenever people make mr. darcy out to be the ultimate heartthrob, because let me remind you this man’s talents amount to gushing about his little sister when literally no one asked, not socializing at parties, insulting the people he likes as well as their loved ones, probably saying “thank you” to the bus driver (that one’s good, at least), randomly jumping into lakes whenever he’s in a particularly angsty mood, sulking in the background while his one friend socializes with someone else, ruining his and everyone else’s personal relationships, and making what should go down in history as the Worst Marriage Proposal Ever™

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me