[njmr-tf2]

Cheater's Lament

Ref: Cosmetic images on TF2 wiki

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[dogpuppy]

[zoesupreme]

[leafdlc]

[voiceofaboud]

SORRY IF YOU THINK THERE IS A CEASEFIRE IN GAZA, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT WE ARE BEING BOMBED DAILY AND CONTINUOUSLY.

[voiceofaboud]

[voiceofaboud]

My family has been torn apart after my father died and my mother fell into a coma.

[voiceofaboud]

Guys, my little sister is still in intensive care. Please skip your coffee today and donate to help buy her treatment.

Chuffed - PayPal - Verified

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[importantcatpics]

[courtesycalling]

[courtesycalling]

Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.

What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.

Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?

Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[melbournemethod]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

[melbournemethod]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense