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thinking of rewatching Enterprise after I finish my re-watch of Voyager. I miss T'Pol

#I long for T’Pol like a wife longs for their husband in war #T’Pol #i legit think of her so often lol #she lives in my head rent free

batmanisagatewaydrug

I've never seen any star trek in my life but I just woke up from a dream on which it was suggested that Kirk ought to be allowed to carry a "tiny Spock knife," ie a tiny knife that can be brandished meaningfully at Spock whenever he's being being a bit much

#that is literally just Star Trek

Michael Burnham is a better person than me because if I were in that chess match and Spock told me I could not presume to know Sarek’s mind, I would have dropped that whole Katra lore on his ass and left.

#I think Michael should have been allowed to go full scorched earth on their asses #just #laying all of the trauma they caused her bare for them to see #like #let them find her and comfort her for once in her life #Sarek #Spock #Amanda #and I know for a fact that neither Sarek nor Amanda told him the whole truth #because if he knew all of the details he would have not said that #Michael burnham #amanda grayson #as far as he was concerned #she probably only had mild injuries and did not #you know #die for 3 minutes #good lord they sucked big time

Michael: Spock told me I was exhibiting “parentless behaviour” which is ridiculous, since our parents took equal opportunities to traumatize us both.

Katrina: would you consider letting me write a psychological profile on the both of you?

#star trek #star trek discovery #disc #disco #Michael burnham #katrina cornwell #lieutenant Spock #s’chn t’gai spock #this is a Sarek and Amanda slander post #amanda grayson

divineturtle

do you guys think Spock makes video recordings for his sister throughout his life so that when it's finally the future she can get to watch him grow old

#I like to imagine at least 5 different recordings are like #“I committed mutiny and though of you ko-kai #she is so tired

What I love about T’Pol is that she is insane. But, instead of making her the black sheep of her family, they also take pains to establish that her mother T’Les is also just insane. This was not a one-off psychological quirk, she just comes from a family line of Vulcan girlfailiures.

#we love our cringefail Vulcans #girlfailiure #star trek #star trek enterprise #t'pol #like she is not like that because it was a one off genetic quirk #her entire family tree are full of people who are just #like that

This title making shit is easy af!

dduane

The Star Trek title card generator is over here:

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)

(also, deeply amused by this one...)

#gonna abuse this shit outta this

I do not believe that Trip and Malcom had off screen gay sex during the episode Shuttlepod One.

I believe they attempted to have gay sex but neither of them could figure out how to do it so they just gave up.

defconprime

jonathanarcher

jarcher would be better if he was chaste out of some ingrained chivalric code that required him as a starship captain to be above sex but no it’s just that he exclusively visits planets whose beautiful alien women treat tongueless kissing as fourth base

jonathanarcher

despite the constraints of it being the sixties kirk incontrovertibly fucked and yet in the horn dog black sheep of the franchise the most archer tends to get is the occasional flaccid emotionless rubdown. sad!

poebrey

I do wish Disco had more standalone eps during its run. What I wouldn’t give for an ep where they’re like visiting Vulcan or a diplomatic convoy is on the ship and Michael gets amnesia and Amanda and Sarek have to run around being like “we’re your parents” while she’s like ??????

risingchaos

I love how Vulcans are all logic logic logic and then one shows up on screen and that bitch has the most carefully contained rage you’ve ever seen and the audacity of a teenage girl.

#t'pol