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how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing
(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol
i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
steve: i know you love me. it's just i wish you'd be more romantic sometimes.
billy: right... (clears throat) harrington...you are by far the hottest piece of ass in this shit pile of a stupid town.
steve: ...
billy: did i mess up?
steve: (crying) no i just wasn't expecting fucking poetry.
The Doors by Joel Brodsky.
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50 Cute This or That Questions
cacti or succulents
butterflies or honeybees
typewritten or handwritten letters
flower crowns or oversized sun hatsÂ
polaroids or film
road tripping in a VW bus down the coast or camping in the woods on summer nights
cozy beanbags or breezy hammocksÂ
oversized jumpers or fluffy bathrobes
banana bread or pumpkin spiced loaf
the smell of old books or the smell of petrichor
chapstick or matte lipstick
macarons or eclairsÂ
a candlelit bath or a naturally lit reading room
a matinee at a musical or a evening at the art gallery
creamy hot cocoa with marshmallows or dippable hot chocolate with churrosÂ
poetry or prose
vinyl or cassettes
antique shops or second hand stores
a heavy, rich chocolate cake with ganache and caramel or a light, summer sponge cake with cream and fruit
purikuras or photo booths
cozy scarfs or warm beanies
rose gold or copper
watching the sky at sunset from the beach or watching the city below from an airplane at night
mason jars or coffee mugs
puffy clouds and blue skies or thunder and lighting on rainy days
a cup of hot tea or a bowl of warm soup
picnic on a grassy hill or tea in a flower garden
silk or lace
sketching in a museum or journaling in a café
converse high tops or beaded summer sandals
sweet crĂȘpes or fluffy pancakes
galaxies or nebulae
cuff-chain earrings or full finger rings
knee socks or leggings
in bed or out in the rain
the muted colors of winter or the vibrant colors of summer
autumn leaves or spring flowers
summer fruits: peaches, berries, cherries, and apricots or tropical fruits: pineapples, mangos, papaya, and grapefruit.
malt shakes or ice cream floats
smooth jazz or lo-fi
waves lapping at the shore or wind rolling over wheat fields
sunflowers or lavender
enamel pins or embroidered patches
fresh cheeses and cured meats or fresh bread and homemade jams
fireworks or sparklers
bath bombs or scented candlesÂ
library borrower cards or vintage postcards
singing and playing the ukulele while walking or singing in the car with the windows down
filling your passport with stamps from each place you travel to or collecting souvenirs from every place youâve traveled to
_____ or _____
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
iâm ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them theyâre warm thatâs how I want to feel always
i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something iâd always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always right too so i believed her. now iâm an adult and i realized she didnât know the right times for stuff. she just made it up. sheâd be like, âi donât know, a minute thirty?â and iâd walk away like, âwow how did she know that?â i used to think microwave times were like cooking laws you never broke. now i just throw shit in the microwave and set it on a whim. one minute? two minutes? four minutes? who cares? nothing is what you think it is.Â
To all the people iâve hurt while i was hurting, while i was growing, while i was healing, while i was making mistakes - iâm sorry, my heart is pure and my intentions were always good
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didnât respond so she said it louder and he still didnât respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said âI canât understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.â
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the subâs laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
My sister once had her insulin pump ripped off of her because her exam proctor (a sub) thought it was some cheating device. He soon figured out that it was, in fact, not, when the port on her side (the place the needle goes in) started bleeding through her shirt. Her pump started beeping frantically, because thatâs what it does, and it was general chaos until my sister ripped whatâs basically her pancreas out of his hands, told her friend âLet the next proctor know Iâll need extra time,â and walked out of the room towards the nurse.
Literally schools are shit with disabilities. In elementary school I was having a high blood sugar reaction(cold sweats to rapid passing in and out of consciousness, vomiting and finally leading to a massive seizure before you die) and I KNEW I had to go to the nurse cuz I was getting worse. Kept telling my teach I needed to go and he kept saying no till finally I felt myself about to throw up and Iâm screaming LET ME GO (i was a little kid to me i couldnt do anything in an institution without an adults say so or id basically go to hell) and the bitch said SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE LESSON where I proceeded to projectile vomit all over my desk and he jut kept going on with the lesson. Finally I just booked it out of the room but I was too far gone to even REMEMBER where the nurses office was let alone where the hell I was that my class literally just left and helped me to the nurses office. I immediately went to the hospital and officially died for 5 minutes before I was revived. I could have stayed dead all because some fuck twad thought his lesson was more important than a students life
After Columbine, a local school installed metal detectors and made everyone walk through them and put their bags on a table for a teacher to search.Â
A few days into the school year, a teacher ripped a boyâs insulin pump off him because she thought it was a weapon, despite he and his sister insisting it was an insulin pump and he needed it to live.Â
I donât know how many of you are still in school but I have some valuable knowledge that might actually help with this problem! In the United States thereâs this thing called a 504 Plan that you can get which basically gives you legal protection from disability/chronic illness discrimination in public schools.Â
Students can qualify for 504 plans if they have physical or mental impairments that affect or limit any of their abilities to: walk, breathe, eat, or sleep; communicate, see, hear, or speak; read, concentrate, think, or learn; stand, bend, lift, or work
 Examples of accommodations in 504 plans include: preferential seating, extended time on tests and assignments, reduced homework or classwork, verbal, visual, or technology aids, modified textbooks or audio-video materials, behavior management support, adjusted class schedules or grading, verbal testing, excused lateness, absence, or missed classwork
 Iâm a type one diabetic and my school nurse would do stuff like keep all my meds in a locked cabinet, not let me take my insulin or test my blood sugar unless she was watching me, and lie to my mother about me inducing low blood sugars in order to get out of class. She wouldnât even let me keep glucagon (emergency sugar injection) on my person in case I passed out from low blood sugar.Â
 So one day I casually mentioned all this to my endocrinologist and she was really mad. She was really angry at the school nurse for mistreating me like that and informed me of this thing called a 504 plan. A 504 plan protects students with disabilities and chronic illnesses from discrimination by outlining exactly what a student needs to meet their special needs. For me, this meant I had to be able to keep ahold of my own meds in case of emergency and keep track of my own glucose levels, that I would never be marked late for a class if I was busy treating a low, and I could pause the clock on a standardized test to check my blood sugar and treat it. If you have a disability and youâre still attending public school, PLEASE read up on 504 plans because they saved me so much grief when I was still in school. It might help you too. Hereâs some more information about 504 plans:
https://www.understood.org/en/school-learning/special-services/504-plan/understanding-504-plans
http://m.kidshealth.org/en/parents/504-plans.html?WT.ac=
Passing this along. I would not have made it this far without my disability documentation in school.
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when u scratch a catâs chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
when u scratch a catâs cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree
when u put your hand in front of your catâs face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree
when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree
cats reblog if u agree
everybody take care of yourself today please donât let this consume you