[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[markovchaingang]

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[punchself]

i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[flippyspoon]

steve: i know you love me. it's just i wish you'd be more romantic sometimes.

billy: right... (clears throat) harrington...you are by far the hottest piece of ass in this shit pile of a stupid town.

steve: ...

billy: did i mess up?

steve: (crying) no i just wasn't expecting fucking poetry.

[doorsiana]

The Doors by Joel Brodsky.

[connormurphweed-deactivated2018]

just a heads up

if you’re an active follower of mine, i do recognize your username and/or icon. i smile when i see it in my activity. i get excited when you add funny tags to things. i get really happy when you reblog my op posts. so thank you, i appreciate you massively.

[trashmenagerie]

50 Cute This or That Questions

cacti or succulents

butterflies or honeybees

typewritten or handwritten letters

flower crowns or oversized sun hats 

polaroids or film

road tripping in a VW bus down the coast or camping in the woods on summer nights

cozy beanbags or breezy hammocks 

oversized jumpers or fluffy bathrobes

banana bread or pumpkin spiced loaf

the smell of old books or the smell of petrichor

chapstick or matte lipstick

macarons or eclairs 

a candlelit bath or a naturally lit reading room

a matinee at a musical or a evening at the art gallery

creamy hot cocoa with marshmallows or dippable hot chocolate with churros 

poetry or prose

vinyl or cassettes

antique shops or second hand stores

a heavy, rich chocolate cake with ganache and caramel or a light, summer sponge cake with cream and fruit

purikuras or photo booths

cozy scarfs or warm beanies

rose gold or copper

watching the sky at sunset from the beach or watching the city below from an airplane at night

mason jars or coffee mugs

puffy clouds and blue skies or thunder and lighting on rainy days

a cup of hot tea or a bowl of warm soup

picnic on a grassy hill or tea in a flower garden

silk or lace

sketching in a museum or journaling in a café

converse high tops or beaded summer sandals

sweet crêpes or fluffy pancakes

galaxies or nebulae

cuff-chain earrings or full finger rings

knee socks or leggings

in bed or out in the rain

the muted colors of winter or the vibrant colors of summer

autumn leaves or spring flowers

summer fruits: peaches, berries, cherries, and apricots or tropical fruits: pineapples, mangos, papaya, and grapefruit.

malt shakes or ice cream floats

smooth jazz or lo-fi

waves lapping at the shore or wind rolling over wheat fields

sunflowers or lavender

enamel pins or embroidered patches

fresh cheeses and cured meats or fresh bread and homemade jams

fireworks or sparklers

bath bombs or scented candles 

library borrower cards or vintage postcards

singing and playing the ukulele while walking or singing in the car with the windows down

filling your passport with stamps from each place you travel to or collecting souvenirs from every place you’ve traveled to

_____ or _____

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[danielkanhai]

i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always right too so i believed her. now i’m an adult and i realized she didn’t know the right times for stuff. she just made it up. she’d be like, “i don’t know, a minute thirty?” and i’d walk away like, “wow how did she know that?” i used to think microwave times were like cooking laws you never broke. now i just throw shit in the microwave and set it on a whim. one minute? two minutes? four minutes? who cares? nothing is what you think it is. 

[o428]

To all the people i’ve hurt while i was hurting, while i was growing, while i was healing, while i was making mistakes - i’m sorry, my heart is pure and my intentions were always good

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[dykeofdaring]

My sister once had her insulin pump ripped off of her because her exam proctor (a sub) thought it was some cheating device. He soon figured out that it was, in fact, not, when the port on her side (the place the needle goes in) started bleeding through her shirt. Her pump started beeping frantically, because that’s what it does, and it was general chaos until my sister ripped what’s basically her pancreas out of his hands, told her friend “Let the next proctor know I’ll need extra time,” and walked out of the room towards the nurse.

[ongoingflames-deactivated201905]

Literally schools are shit with disabilities. In elementary school I was having a high blood sugar reaction(cold sweats to rapid passing in and out of consciousness, vomiting and finally leading to a massive seizure before you die) and I KNEW I had to go to the nurse cuz I was getting worse. Kept telling my teach I needed to go and he kept saying no till finally I felt myself about to throw up and I’m screaming LET ME GO (i was a little kid to me i couldnt do anything in an institution without an adults say so or id basically go to hell) and the bitch said SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE LESSON where I proceeded to projectile vomit all over my desk and he jut kept going on with the lesson. Finally I just booked it out of the room but I was too far gone to even REMEMBER where the nurses office was let alone where the hell I was that my class literally just left and helped me to the nurses office. I immediately went to the hospital and officially died for 5 minutes before I was revived. I could have stayed dead all because some fuck twad thought his lesson was more important than a students life

[circe154-deactivated20220408]

After Columbine, a local school installed metal detectors and made everyone walk through them and put their bags on a table for a teacher to search. 

A few days into the school year, a teacher ripped a boy’s insulin pump off him because she thought it was a weapon, despite he and his sister insisting it was an insulin pump and he needed it to live. 

[spellbound-willow]

I don’t know how many of you are still in school but I have some valuable knowledge that might actually help with this problem! In the United States there’s this thing called a 504 Plan that you can get which basically gives you legal protection from disability/chronic illness discrimination in public schools. 

Students can qualify for 504 plans if they have physical or mental impairments that affect or limit any of their abilities to: walk, breathe, eat, or sleep; communicate, see, hear, or speak; read, concentrate, think, or learn; stand, bend, lift, or work

 Examples of accommodations in 504 plans include: preferential seating, extended time on tests and assignments, reduced homework or classwork, verbal, visual, or technology aids, modified textbooks or audio-video materials, behavior management support, adjusted class schedules or grading, verbal testing, excused lateness, absence, or missed classwork

 I’m a type one diabetic and my school nurse would do stuff like keep all my meds in a locked cabinet, not let me take my insulin or test my blood sugar unless she was watching me, and lie to my mother about me inducing low blood sugars in order to get out of class. She wouldn’t even let me keep glucagon (emergency sugar injection) on my person in case I passed out from low blood sugar. 

 So one day I casually mentioned all this to my endocrinologist and she was really mad. She was really angry at the school nurse for mistreating me like that and informed me of this thing called a 504 plan. A 504 plan protects students with disabilities and chronic illnesses from discrimination by outlining exactly what a student needs to meet their special needs. For me, this meant I had to be able to keep ahold of my own meds in case of emergency and keep track of my own glucose levels, that I would never be marked late for a class if I was busy treating a low, and I could pause the clock on a standardized test to check my blood sugar and treat it. If you have a disability and you’re still attending public school, PLEASE read up on 504 plans because they saved me so much grief when I was still in school. It might help you too. Here’s some more information about 504 plans:

https://www.understood.org/en/school-learning/special-services/504-plan/understanding-504-plans

http://m.kidshealth.org/en/parents/504-plans.html?WT.ac=

[ophidian-naiad]

Passing this along. I would not have made it this far without my disability documentation in school.

[sicklygrl]

kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

everybody take care of yourself today please don’t let this consume you