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[h0lyshift]

not built for surface level anything

[s0cial-jetlag]

I'm closer to you in my dreams

[s0cial-jetlag]

There's only one thing I'm certain of or rather aware of, that I love him unbearably

[s0cial-jetlag]

Each day feels as if I have borrowed, as if I'm in debt for my life

[s0cial-jetlag]

Kaali maa was the first goth girl and shiv ji said step on me

[s0cial-jetlag]

Mummy ne khana banana sikha diya tha, lekin woh kamina joint banane waali k paas chala gaya

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#desiblr #desitumblr

[s0cial-jetlag]

All the anaemic girlies like me deserve a white, waiting to see Rockefeller center christmas tree lights and ice skating, -3°, drinking hot chocolate in the 700sq ft 2900$ rental apartment in Greenwich Village while watching home alone Christmas

[s0cial-jetlag]

Its either on my good terms, doing good academically, falling in love with miserable routine life, doing chores on time, eating well, doing proper skincare, watching movies and reading books without getting bored, listening to music, calling back people who left a call or a message...or...not combing my hair for four days straight, becoming Adam Sandler, hardly bathing, not looking at myself in the mirror, skipping meals, sleeping 17 hrs a day, listening to music, hating the lovely life that I'm grateful for, not returning calls, doomscrolling till I die, doing bad academically, leaving the dishes dirty in the sink, leaving a pile of unwashed laundry on the working chair, also on my good evil terms

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[helloitsbees]

man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fell asleep wondering how body disposal would work in a world were humans evolved more like turtles or giant clams, and had a thick carapace, huge and tougher than our current skeletal system. imagine how inconvenient it would be for a murderer trying to get rid of a body--how do u dispose of the giant fucking shell? also coffins would be a different shape, more like an ellipsoid? human skeletons usually take less than a century to disintegrate, but imagine if we had a exoskeleton that was prone to fossilization. the study of archeology would be very, very affected. also i assume we wouldn't be able to sleep on our backs anymore? how would beds be shaped. what would a world run by turtle-humans look like. would we cover our shells with fabric/clothing or decorate them like we do fingernails? or just straight up do airbrush art? would graffiti be a social issue? someone spray paints u while you're sleeping and u have to pay to have your shell professionally sandpapered? there are so many sociological implications

these are the thoughts that come to me at night

[badjokesbyjeff]

Two cannibals sat around a campfire

One turned to the other and said, “God, I hate my mother-in-law.”

His friend said, “Well then try the potatoes.”

[badjokesbyjeff]

This joke always makes me hungry

[humm-bird]

what

[princessmononokegf]

Jeff eat me pls

[badjokesbyjeff]

My mom told me to stay away from processed foods

[mixtapenempire]

OH MY GOD

[evilprincessrosee]

Triple kill

[roonilwazlibweasley]

reblog if you want people to anonymously tell you your red flags

[s0cial-jetlag]

This is my cue

[s0cial-jetlag]

Never picking up those intellectual all over the internet classic books cuz dear God I might use them pages to pack bhajiya or samose

[s0cial-jetlag]

The hottest thing a guy ever told me is, I'm a kid and he is a pedophile

[s0cial-jetlag]

God I wish I had intelligence, one of those scholarly internet presence but here I'm with an internet presence of a ofjnrnfnckoeenndkmf. Idk fuck you social media sensitisation.

[s0cial-jetlag]

Idk for how long I'll use sarcasm. I wanna talk about feelings bro but I guess I'll be lost at words not cause I can't fathom how I feel, it's simply cause I have the vocabulary of a 4 year old.

[s0cial-jetlag]

I'm currently reading a manual for pedophiles, lolita I mean