R0dney_Rulez

Literally just some blk 18 y/o Transmasc guy who posts random bullshit

[badmilkk]

Mugman you really should apologize after what you said and did...

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[s0merand0midi0t]

People Liked it the last time so

MOTM Baking as B. Dylan Hollis quotes

MOTM by @flygutzz and @nortsauce

Go read here! @myth-of-the-machine

Cuphead: I hate Zucchini

Cuphead: It doesn't taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient

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Boris: I'm gonna start needing blood pressure medication

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Shelly: "Decorate with almonds"

Bendy: DECORATE?! How do you decorate a tumor!?

Shelly: it says "Don't worry they'll toast in the oven!"

Mugman: WE'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE ALMONDS

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Bendy, Reading a recipe: "add 8 to 10 cups of powdered sugar"

Shelly: CUPS?! CUPS?!

Cuphead: 8 is the low-end?

Boris: There shouldn't be 8 to 10 cups of anything!

Mugman: This is POUNDAGE of sugar!

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Shelly: This book smells like a horse

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Boris: Y'know I used to say Pee-cans before I was bludgeoned by a shoe in New Orleans, Louisiana

Boris: ...I now say Peh-cahns...

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Boris: 2 cups of cottage cheese

Boris, Looking at Shelly: Stop eating the cottage cheese

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Mugman: "Beat in mayonnaise!"

Mugman: TO THE CHOCOLATE?!

Mugman: DO YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PURSE?!

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Shelly: How do you make a gingersnap?

Cuphead: Insult his hair color

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Mugman: IT DOESN'T NEED SALT, IT NEEDS HELP!

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Bendy: Honey you can't dilute a war crime

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Bendy: If there's one thing I've learned it's that Jell-O is inevitable

Cuphead: Oh but we love Jell-O

Boris: Shut up

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Shelly: It tastes like an aggressively sweet fruit salad put into lime gelato

Mugman: That doesn't make any of this ok!

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Boris: Am I really about to have ice cream for breakfast?

Cuphead, Already eating ice cream: it's destiny!

Everyone else, also eating ice cream: *Gives thumbs up*

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[s0merand0midi0t]

Ykw, sure. I mean why TF not right?

[s0merand0midi0t]

OK so in order to cope with the recent events of MOTM, here's the cast baking with some iconic b. Dylan Hollis Quotes

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Cuphead, making cereal: Ya like cereal bendy?

Bendy: Yeah

Cuphead: Ya like men?

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Boris: "Make sure to clean your grind-o-mat!"

Boris: I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS GRIND-O-MAT!

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Shelly: Cheese makes everything better!

Shelly: Except car accidents...

Shelly: Trust me I've tried...

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Cuphead: I'm using shortening but you can use lard

Mugman: Suggest lard to me and you'll be shortening your life span...

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Cuphead: I'm a fool, not an idiot

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Shelly: Can you bake a pie with four ingredients?

Cuphead: Yes!

Mugman: I could also eat my mattress!

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Shelly: This is frighteningly liquid!

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Boris: I like oats, they taste like grandparents...

Boris, realizing what he just said: I mean they don't taste like-

Boris, trying to defend himself: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

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Mugman, pointing at bendy: I chose this one

Mugman: To die

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Bendy: Normally if you're lookin' for a mouth full of wood you just go to a sawmill...or a speakeasy

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Cuphead: Welcome to the world

Cuphead: it's awful

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Shelly: No clue, I've never made a date cream before

Everyone else: ...

Cuphead: *Laughing*

Shelly, now realizing her wording: I've never COOKED a date cream before

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Shelly: "An optional cup of chocolate chips"

Bendy, taking the whole bag: Optional my a-

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Bendy: Y'know as a kid I've always loved pink

Bendy: which was the first of MANY signs

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Shelly: Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is ALCHEMY

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Cuphead: Butter go BRRR

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Boris: WE'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE ALMONDS!

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Boris: It's incredible...

Boris: and I'm mad about it

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Shelly: Now I've never made a fruitcake but if you're anything like me...you are one

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Shelly: Look at that!

Shelly: We did that!

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Bendy: You can use calf or mutton liver

Bendy: But when I asked about mutton liver, the butcher just asked if I was ok

[doubleca5t]

At a fundamental level, RWBY is a show about ths world's messiest divorce

Love that this is a huge spoiler but is completely meaningless to anyone who hasn't reached said spoiler yet

[s0merand0midi0t]

Funny part is:

Given how many are in the show, it's a fucking coin flip on who we're talking about given the context. Cause you could just bring up divorce and have some poor sap try and guess which one you're referring to

[s0merand0midi0t]

Me and myth!bendy need to fist fight in a Walmart parking lot bro

CAUSE WDYM THIS S.O.A.B JUST PROBABLY KILLED DYLE?!

[myth-of-the-machine]

[s0merand0midi0t]

WHAT IN THE FUCKS NAME IS THAT?!

[s0merand0midi0t]

Unrequited Love AU but one of them doesn't know how to manage their emotions properly and ends up lashing out in anger and takes out their pain, frustration, and rage on punching bags and stuff

(Bonus points: They taped a picture of the person they have feelings for onto it)

(Extra bonus points: They end up crying afterwards, but not sad or even angry crying. There's just tears coming out of their eyes and they're just silent as they cry)

[s0merand0midi0t]

Doing more juggalo Blake and Ren HCs in hopes that someone sees them cause I've been brain rotting this idea

• Blake introduced Ren to juggalo style first

• Ren was immediately hooked

• They do each other's face paint

• Hang out a lot while listening to ICP and drinking faygo

• Blake's favorite flavor is "Cotton Candy"

• Ren's favorite flavor is "Red Pop"

• Both have secret matching "Psychopathic Records" tattoos on their backs.

• Blake's favorite ICP album is "Riddle Box" and her favorite song specifically is "Pass Me By"

• Ren's favorite ICP album is "The Great Milenko" and his favorite song specifically is "Halls of illusions"

• They have a secret shared account where they post about their juggalo stuff

[s0merand0midi0t]

I am a firm believer in these two being a juggalo best friend duo and having secret matching "Psychopathic Records' tattoos but none of y'all are ready for that conversation

[s0merand0midi0t]

Basically how v9 ch8 could've went if Ruby just walked out

Roman: You don’t deserve to die, Red. You deserve to be brok-what are you doing?

Ruby: Got bored! Fuck you, I'm leaving!

Neo: *signing* But you can't just-

Ruby: *Flips her off* Fuck your shit and fuck these illusions! I'm Ruby fucking Rose!

Roman: You can't just leave, Neo trapped you!

Ruby: Neo can kiss my ass! You can't trap me!

Roman: But you're trapped!

Ruby: But I'll get out!

Neo: *signing* Still trapped!...

Ruby: ...Well at least I don't look like a giant Cheetos bag next to an ice cream flavor!

Neo: ... She's not wrong though...

Roman: *Gasp* How dare you speak to us in this manner! I am the king of crimes! The one whose name is feared! You're in our world! You will bow to us, or face the consequences!

Ruby, who's already halfway towards the exit: FUCK YOU!

Roman: FUCK YOU!

Ruby: FUCK YOU!

Neo: *signing* FUCK YOU!

Ruby: *flipping them off with both hands* FUCK YOU TWO!

Roman and Neo: *Both flipping her off* FUCK YOU THREE!

Ruby: I SAID IT FIRST SO YOU'RE THE MOST FUCKED!

Roman: Damn it...

Ruby: BOOM! Me: 1! You guys: 0!

[s0merand0midi0t]

List of songs I think fit spicecream a little TOO well:

The chorus and outro just matches with them (From mostly Neo's POV TBH)

If I could explain why I would. But I can't, all I know is that I feel like it works

I feel like this one's self-explanatory

It fits their energy (low-key erotic energy between these 2)

Same reason as the previous one

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Sun: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part, and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Ren: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with only one side.

Yang: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

[s0merand0midi0t]

*Blake and Yang playing a video game*

Yang: Is that...closing?...

Blake: Wha- did they just close US off and nobody else?

Yang: Yes, yes they did

*A message appears on the screen*

Blake: What- The carbuncle ate itself?!

Yang: *Sudden laughter*

Blake: What does that mean?!

Yang: *Dying of laughter*

Blake: I can't think of four words that had less to do with our situation

Yang: *On the floor*

Blake: Ugh...Oh...*Texting the group chat* "Terrible news guys. The carbuncle ate itself!"

Yang: *Wheezing as she pounds the floor* Oh my God!

Blake: *Head in her hands* My mind....My mind is just pudding....I have pudding brain

[s0merand0midi0t]

TIS THE ICE QUEENS BIRTHDAY

[s0merand0midi0t]

Yang: Eh, I don't care man. I've been called a lot worse

Ren: Yeah

Yang: Earlier today I got called a lot worse!

Ren: Really?

Yang: Yeah! A guy leaned out of his car and yelled "Nice driving asshole!" And I was like "in fact, YOU are the one who is an asshole"

Ren: Wait you don't have your bike right now...

Yang: Uh no...I was Um... lying

Ren: ...

Yang: ...

Ren: *Starts laughing*

Yang: *Also starts laughing* I'm totally kidding!

Ren: *Laughing still*

Yang: It happened like two weeks ago!

Ren: *Through laughter* Oh ok!

Yang: but I was like "This story would be more, like, exciting if I say it happened today!" Thanks for calling me out on that!

[s0merand0midi0t]

I wanna draw

I wanna draw

I wanna draaaaaWWWWWW

BUT FUCKING ART BLOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKK