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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
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This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂
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These are my favorite
Untitled 01
Just to start out I’m really not the type to pour my heart out
If I’m a catch then I can only connect with loose ends that are quickly tied up by narrow receivers that make me wish for strong safety and the corner back.
And I’m always hearing she’s out there , which is true. For a while I imagined “the one” is somewhere chilling with D.B. Cooper, Waldo and Carmen San Diego.
But I met her, first time I saw the Chica I swore she was a señorita don’t laugh but a good tan fooled ya boy.
But when I finally met her I put an end to a few nevers. She was bold and beautiful , made me young and restless and to be crude but honest I wanted her to have all my children and as the world turns we get no closer.
We clicked and I wasn’t head I’ve over heels I was the human equivalent of an auntie Ann pretzel .
Don’t get attached, but she loves slam poetry
Don’t get attached, she’s a Frank Sinatra fan
Don’t get attached; she’s intelligent, opinionated and passionate.
When she’s frustrated she makes this face that drives me insane, gets my mind pacing and heart racing.
Loving her is like playing Russian roulette by yourself and knowing there’s a bullet in the chamber you know other than quitting there’s no way to win but the thrill of the chase keeps you in.
Like Austin powers girl has me feeling mojo, and to be honest she has me understanding JoJo.
You know the only things holding me back are being generally socially awkward, destiny, and an abrasive personality.
She brings out my inner philosopher, theologian and poet .
Confidence personified and she knows it. Girls got curves like a parabola, the mind of a revolutionary, the heart of a lion and a tongue sharper than a guillotine.
She wants to be the very best, never settles for less which brings us to my dilemma.
She has has a certain type and I’m not him bruh the problem is she makes me wanna settle down like kimbra.
I’m aware I’m a hopeless romantic, 1:29 am losing sleep tomorrow I’ll be frantic. The funny thing is she thinks I’m the one who’ll forget her when the truth is the opposite. Future impending and I don’t know how to stop it.
I’ve found love in a hopeless place , like a dead end or a cul de sac . I tell, get rejected we grow apart (more) and there’s no turning back.
So I’ll for once take a vow of silence, like cowardice for a cause so to say. I’m hang by a moment just to keep you another day.
Untitled 02
(In response to listening to a Shane koyczan poem) "I just finished it , but it just reminded me of that idea. Like being taken back to when I first discovered indie rock and spoken word poetry and the year I dated this girl who loved soccer and theater which were things I Didn't understand but it was a door or better yet a burier I was willing to break down for her. I helped her come out of her shell and she helped me noticed it was okay to revisit mine ; she didn't always have to stay in and I didn't always have to go out . He'd dad was a police officer and when we'd watch movies on their sofa he would come behind us with a taser , press the button and say "I don't want any grandchildren yet" we'd laugh and go back to the movie. The movie was secondary for both of us ; we just liked cuddling under this huge dingy steelers blanket she apparently was destined to have prior to her conception or birth seeing her dad bought it for her mom on their first date. We really wanted to be her parents and for those 7 month felt like we could. But we grew apart, we honestly haven't talked since we started high school and as a matter of fact she likes girls now. It's not tragic I just have a cool wingman ( or wingwoman?) who knows me real well if we link back up. I say that to say life is just weird sometimes short periods of time can feel like forever , eventually end and turn into forever ago. It's not a sad tangent editorial but an epilogue to a significant chapter in a book that's not close to being finished."
Untitled 01
Just to start out I'm really not the type to pour my heart out If I'm a catch then I can only connect with loose ends that are quickly tied up by narrow receivers that make me wish for strong safety and the corner back. And I'm always hearing she's out there , which is true. For a while I imagined "the one" is somewhere chilling with D.B. Cooper, Waldo and Carmen San Diego. But I met her, first time I saw the Chica I swore she was a señorita don't laugh but a good tan fooled ya boy. But when I finally met her I put an end to a few nevers. She was bold and beautiful , made me young and restless and to be crude but honest I wanted her to have all my children and as the world turns we get no closer. We clicked and I wasn't head I've over heels I was the human equivalent of an auntie Ann pretzel . Don't get attached, but she loves slam poetry Don't get attached, she's a Frank Sinatra fan Don't get attached; she's intelligent, opinionated and passionate. When she's frustrated she makes this face that drives me insane, gets my mind pacing and heart racing. Loving her is like playing Russian roulette by yourself and knowing there's a bullet in the chamber you know other than quitting there's no way to win but the thrill of the chase keeps you in. Like Austin powers girl has me feeling mojo, and to be honest she has me understanding JoJo. You know the only things holding me back are being generally socially awkward, destiny, and an abrasive personality. She brings out my inner philosopher, theologian and poet . Confidence personified and she knows it. Girls got curves like a parabola, the mind of a revolutionary, the heart of a lion and a tongue sharper than a guillotine. She wants to be the very best, never settles for less which brings us to my dilemma. She has has a certain type and I'm not him bruh the problem is she makes me wanna settle down like kimbra. I'm aware I'm a hopeless romantic, 1:29 am losing sleep tomorrow I'll be frantic. The funny thing is she thinks I'm the one who'll forget her when the truth is the opposite. Future impending and I don't know how to stop it. I've found love in a hopeless place , like a dead end or a cul de sac . I tell, get rejected we grow apart (more) and there's no turning back. So I'll for once take a vow of silence, like cowardice for a cause so to say. I'm hang by a moment just to keep you another day.
So I guess I should say this is a new start
I'm pretty sure nobody actively follows my blog but that's okay. I'm going to start posting more in the hopes of venting and just verbalizing everything I've been through in the 18 years I've walked the earth.
She may have seem this as calling out a tweet or being a savage but I see it as pouring salt on an old wound. I’ve truly fallen for like three girls in my life and she’s one of them; I let her know the real me and not the witty , sarcastic and bombastic caricature of me most people think they know. We learned each other’s temperament and yeah I fell hard ; I lied for months saying I wasn’t into her and she knew . She called me out on it but I made attempts to play it off. It’s not like I got the chance to run her into another man’s arms or cheated on her , I never had her to begin with . I’ve never saw myself as ever getting married but she made me want that. Things were never perfect but she was worth it . The best friend I ever had on many levels, we could be joking and somehow land in deep philosophical conversation. But conversation shifted to arguments and then joking turned into arguments. I didn’t want to lose her but it was like being a small child and watching a ballon float off. I don’t think she knows how much I miss the way things were last August. I’ve moved on and started dating again. I found some who makes me happy but she isn’t Woody (but then again maybe that’s for the better).
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