What In The Pancake?

• Hello! • please be my friend • lil bit of everything

[treecitysessions]

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[uttering-joyous-leaves]

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[garlic-but-gay]

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

[only-cat-memes]

[peachnix]

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

[urisk-factor]

Peanut butter

[hummingbird-hunter]

Jelly (grape)

[yello-guys]

Bread

[peachnix]

guys...

[yello-guys]

[limbosava]

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

[staticandlove]

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

[ashestoashesjc]

[colorousme]

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

[clownsnake]

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

[jollysunflora]

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

[skullamity-deactivated20250823]

[cannibalchicken]

[the-warlock-syndicate]

Amateurs. Mind you, its actually a bit over 2000, this is just my main window.

[soberscientistlife]

I would love that

[cosmicretreat]

[thedankmemes]

[shirleyjacksonesque]

girls who were born to be a deadbeat older brother forced to be the responsible older sister 😔

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[memeuplift]

[byjove]

I call my bedroom my lair because that’s what my parents would call it when I was an edgy depressed teen who didn’t want to interact with them. Unfortunately it stuck and I’ll be like “I’m going back in my lair.” in casual conversation.

[transboysgetknives]

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream