⟢ CALL ME, BEEP ME ⟣

SO CALL ME, FIND ME, IF YOU REALLY LIKE ME, BABY, EVEN SLIGHTLY

[s0ulsuckerrr]

okay — new plan. since it seems like Awsten’s going to keep uploading the instrumentals, i’m just going to add them all to one folder as they go up. you can find that here.

[guooey]

Patrick Ness, More Than This

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[the-shadowguy]

Throws glitter at you

Visit Original Link

[phoebebyers]

[cutecipher]

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[kosmogrl]

[s0ulsuckerrr]

deltarune IN THREE MINUTES

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[inklett]

Some of my favorite miis ive made

[s0ulsuckerrr]

i got what i wanted so why does it still not feel like i won

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama