“The King hears you’ve been conspiring. Would you like to explain yourself, ignoramus?”
@emperor-enperry sigh
"Blame the fucker who was telling me to do it!"
“Well… for a moment you took the offer. And also they’re using that pesky anonymous feature. So here we are. You have anything to say for yourself, hm?”
"I- ..Fuck you."
“That is a very you statement, isn’t it?”
“Well? Come on. If you were so confident, go ahead. The King can take it.”
(to test the waters, he simply gave a kick to emperor's shin. hes actually so fucking short i am crying)
“…”
(sharp exhale it did something!!)
“Okay. There you are. Is it everything you dreamed of? Anyways, now it’s my turn.”
"Do it, pussy."
“Language.”
(doesn’t really know how to. how to go about this. hesitates. shoulder push. we are in a preschool playground clearly wtf was that)
"I can talk how I want, weakass."
(ong emp a pussy. anyway he like. HE LITERALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT KICK HIM SO HE JUST AIMS FOR THE KNEES.)
(wobbles a bit 💖)
“Afraid to use your hands? I suppose I can follow in your footsteps, then.”
(STOMPS ON HIS FOOT)
(OOWIE OUCH)
(he stumbles and clenches his teeth together umm i see a LOSER)
"You cunt."
(somehow he reaches up to emperor's chest and tries to push him down idk)
“…”
(woah he stumbled a bit…)
“..Pussy.”
(WOAH HE SWORE. grabs vintage’s face with his hand and just. kinda shakes it a bit wtf.)
"Rgghhh..- Hey!"
(umm he grabbed at emps hand and fucking bit into his wrist. also hes growling for some reason he just kind of does that)
(gasps. freaking fairy)
“Are you rabid?! Get off! The King does not believe this is how fights work-“
(trying to pry him off. literally grabs bros jaw !)
(he literally just bites harder and tries yanking at emperor's hand like hes trying to fucking bite his skin off what the hell man)
"Rggrrh--"
(woah he. he squidge formed. eewwww his squid form isW WEEEIRDDD. kinda js. dangling from bro’s mouth now.)
(idk he jm um um he grumbled and spat his arm [tentacle?] out)
"Eugh- Plegh-"
(as emperor plopped onto the ground he took this as an opportunity to fucking STOMP ON HIM?? WHAT THE SKIBIDI)
(expands like if you stepped on a stress ball momentarily before sliding away slightly. then land forms!!! lunges at 🅱️intage. bro is heavier than he looks or maybe vintage is just small and scrawny.)
“You’re an animal! This is why the King doesn’t associate with such common filth..”
"Gah-"
(vintage is in fact small and scrawny he will break like a stack of jenga blocks)
(he flailed around, wrapping his hands around emps neck idk KILL,HIM!!)
(repeatedly kicks bintog in the abdomen kinda like a cat. probably not good after surgery but uhhhh. grabs his ears and PULLS THEM apart from each other. he looks stupid)
(he let out a LOUD yelp and started wheezing like an alcoholic 50 year old father who beats his kids whom just smoked 7 cigarettes back to back)
"Fuck- Gh-"
"You- You fucking cunt-"
(the bintoing dug his thumbs into the freaky pee man's throat, trying to gain some form of dominance in the situation despite being underneath a tall skinny fucking. guy. i think i need to rephrase this that sounds really wrong)
“Let.. go of me.!”
(GRABS THE BITWOUNG BY THE JAW FINGERS IN MOUTH EW HE SGONNA BE BITTEN AND BANGS THE BINTOG’S HEAD ON THE FLOOR 🙁)
(hes growling again wow. also he bit emperors fingers thats nice!)
"Gh- Ack-!"
(he has a booboo uueermm his nos e. bleedign. blue🙁🙁)
(Rips his hand out of bintogs mouth. he has a boo-boo 🙁 GRABBING BINTOGS WRISTS!! he gona pass out oh no!!)
(he is HEAVING and WHEEZING)
(uueermmmm he flails around like a loser and kicks at the pee man)
(the girls are FIGHTING!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️)
(About to punch bro. nah nvm he passed out!!! bro falls directly on vintage forehead SMASH together OUXH!! now bro is just laying there whaddaflip?!?!)
"Oww-"
(hes just laying there bleeding from the nose tryign to push the big guy off ofg jim. THIS YELLOW BIGGIE)
(Happy. He is holding a large cup of ice cream. LARGE ass cup. bro is just so silly. Then he stumbles upon this scene.)
“….”
(bro staring)
(he just stares at the pourp.urop.pur.urple. yeag h)
".. Uh."
“…”
(Bro js. js staring.)
“…What happened?”
"..I.. got into a fight."
"Cod, I'm gonna throw up."
(he feel icky from getting absolutely bashed int he abdomen 🙁🙁)
“Oh.”
(BROS DUMBASS GOES TO LEAVE WITHOUT HELPING)
"Help me, you dumbass. I'm stuck over here."
“…Oh. Ok.”
(He comes back!!! picks up emperor woah)
“…Do you want some candy?”
"No."
(he got up and groaned as he wiped his bloody nose, staring at the smudged blue now on his hand.)
“That looks bad.”
(bro approaches. bro is 6’2 what the fart. bro is still bridal style carrying emperor what the fuck)
"I'll live. Maybe."
(vintage's phone go. rin g ring!! hey!! its an excuse to answer an ask!)
"..Hang on. Give me a minute."
“…That’s loud.”
(no shit Sherlock)
"Do you have a problem with that?"
“I don’t like loud. But I can handle it.”
(Inspecting emperor)
“…You two should go to hospital.”