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[theonion]

Upon learning that you cannot go swimming with everyone else because you left your bathing suit at home, local pool owner Gary McGill, 41, offered to loan you some swim trunks that have touched his penis countless times, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Oh, don’t worry about it—out in the pool house I’ve got an extra pair whose thin, absorbent netting has tightly cupped my genitalia on many occasions,” said McGill, adding that he had been lending the swimsuit out to guests all summer and that it was really no trouble at all.

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[konoko]

god, your worst warrior just wants to have a good day

[spnyach-n]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[this-is-trans-joy]

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[intowheelingwv]

Wheeling, West Virginia

https://www.instagram.com/intowheeling/

[zrqinn]

Chase you down until you love me

[internethistory]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trying to not notice incel terminology becoming mainstream and slipping into everything, for my own sanity

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[konoko]

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[konoko]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[continuumh]

Sukuna doodles/WIPs