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[sa1tkit]

i've tried talking to you but you ignore me now and have deleted me on most socials :(

There's probably a reason for that then.

[sa1tkit]

How's america? or how was america? did you visit a trump rally?

please somebody explain to me why I would go to a trump rally

[sa1tkit]

I remembered my tumblr password, i’m not back though 

[sa1tkit]

genuinely miss you in my life as a buddy. really hope you're doing well with whatever you're doing now

talk to me then? tf.

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[chipbit-deactivated20180107]

Poliwhirl cant even dab tho

[goingtrickster]

explain this then

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

HA!

[schmergo]

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

[nickelbackthatassup]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Korryn Gaines, a 23-year-old mother, was shot and killed by Baltimore police

Korryn Gaines, a 23-year-old black woman, was shot and killed by Baltimore County Police officers Monday after an hours-long standoff that also left a 5-year-old boy with a gunshot wound.

According to reports, the boy was taken to the hospital and is expected to survive. Authorities say it is unclear who shot the boy. Jermaine Bennett, Gaines’ uncle, told the Baltimore Sun the boy is Gaines’ son.

“We are of course extremely upset at an event like this,” police spokeswoman Elise Armacost said at press conference, according to NBC News. “We do not like to be in a position of having to use lethal force, but this was a situation where our officers exercised patience for hours and hours.“ Police claim Gaines pointed a gun at officers and threatened them. Read more

[sweatrer-deactivated20131020]

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[woolfi76]

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[grimelords]

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[princess-of-lore]

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[sa1tkit]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[inabasket]

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

[grawly]

[redditfront]

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