i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
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i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful
Going off the idea that Annabeth can’t cook and Percy can, I feel like Annabeth would find Percy cooking super attractive. Like, he might be reading a recipe while sauteing something and she’s just like ‘wow, I really want to kiss you’ and Percy is super confused until he notices her still watching him add various ingredients. At one point she asks why he has two separate bowls for something he’s baking and he’s like ‘Because…one is for dry ingredients? And the other for wet ingredients?’
And he’s just so baffled about what is captivating her until he suddenly comes to the conclusion “Oh my gods… is it common sense? Is common sense making her more attracted to me?”
But then she steals his food and runs off and he’s like ‘well never freaking mind’
When I can be either Ryan or Shane when it comes to a pun
How DARE you leave this in the notes
Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.
The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.
Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!
They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.
The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.
greek mythology | more cursed images
lowkey obsessed with that scene in A New Hope where R2 is like “oh no 🙁 😰 looks like 👀 I can’t play this recording ⁉️ because of this 🙅♀️ restraining bolt 😭 if only some dumbass 🤔 would remove the bolt 🤗 then we could hear👂it all 🥺🥺🥺👉👈”
And Luke is like “aww sure thing buddy, it’s not like you’re gonna run away or anything!”
And it takes R2 half a second to jetpack his lil trashcan ass into the desert like KNOCK KNOCK OBI-WAN IT’S ME BITCH GET READY
This droid has had the same chaotic feral energy since day 1 and I would probably die for him
Here’s a video of them in action!
The video!!!!
I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss
i don’t know if i want this to be real or not
"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."
"at least one"
now this is a gender binary i can get behind
Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"
They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg
Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what
Can’t hear shit
hey does anyone want to see the deeply cursed dream cast me and my roommate came up with for a fantasy high movie
(ID note: all images depict the actors listed above them)
giancarlo esposito as arthur aguefort
john cena as goldenhoard
owen wilson as jawbone
mary elizabeth winstead as sandra lynn
jason isaacs as gilear
isaac c singleton jr as bill
lee pace as telemaine
oscar isaac as pok
hailee steinfeld as fig
josefine frida pettersen as adaine
that was as far as we got but !!!! the owen wilson casting did enough psychic damage to my friends that i needed to inflict it on y’all as well. enjoy <3
I hate that every time someone says “Submit” in real life my brain produces an imaginary label with the damn word in front of my eyes.
pics-that-make-you-go-fast
how can you put this much raw untamed power in one post
Every time I see this I think “why would this duck want to feed fish?” and then I remember that I also occasionally want to feed fish so why wouldn’t the duck?
does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss
HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT
John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare