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Lau, Italian, 31, I reblog things I like. I like a lot of things. Currently obsessed on Golden Kamuy. Shitposting and animals are my thing. Oh the humanatee~ bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/sabervelvet.bsky.social

[sabervelvet]

FANFICTION MASTERPOST

Golden Kamuy

Lemon & Honey

Main Pairing: Kantarou Okuyama/Yuusaku Hanazawa

Tags: Modern!AU, Fluff, Family Issues, Mention of Death, Minor Pairings Ch.1 / Ch.2 / Ch.3 / Ch.4 / Ch.5 / Ch.6 / Ch.7 / Ch.8 / Ch.9

In progress

Handcuff Tango

Main Pairing: Hijikata Toshizo/Inudou Shirosuke

Tags: What if, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Possibility of OoC

Ch.1 / Ch.2 / Ch.3 / Ch.4 / Ch.5

In progress

Teaching an Old Owl New Tricks

Main Pairing: Hijikata Toshizo/Toni Anji

Tags: Missing Moments, Fluff, Mentioning of Suicidal Thoughts

One-Shot

First Meeting Twice Over

Main Pairing: Hijikata Toshizo&Toni Anji

Tags: Canon Compliant, Mention of Death, Modern!AU, Reincarnation

One-Shot

NSFW Under the Line

Golden Kamuy

Sleepless Night

Main Pairing: Hijikata Toshizo/Inudou Shirosuke

Tags: PWP, Non-Con, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Hand Jobs, Canon Compliant

One-Shot

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[pandoraartz]

Jail time for baby Ratha. He’s a very bitey boy

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[amphibianshaped]

[stormbreaker101]

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[arienai]

yuri shipping

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

update!

[mildmayfoxe]

for everyone else who wants to see better pics of the most beautiful ship in the world

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS THE ITALIAN TRAINING SHIP AMERIGO VESPUCCI!!

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP IN THE WORLD!!!

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[only-lonely-www]

Some things never change

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[ source ]

[lasagnaluvfugu]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[kla1991]

[selkielore]

[osfi-am]

what a surprise

[nerdreamer]

[thememedaddy]