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Kiki Hakanate aka Snake aka Thing | they/them | year 1999 | biromantic ace | goth | artist | gamer | storyteller (AO3) | local mpreg dealer | multifandom | explicitly proship Kyoudai of @interstellarvacuumcleaner. 💜 Icon source.

[goth-automaton]

Welcome to the Reptile Lair!

What will you find here? Well...

...everything. Everything, that interests me, and some more.

My main (not all!) fandoms are DrakeNieR, Plague Doctor, Ersatz, Yakuza/Ryu ga Gotoku (+spin-offs), Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Pokémon, vocal synthesizers and a variety of horror titles and rhythm games. I also sometimes reblog posts from fandoms I'm not in, but liked enough to have on my blog.

I'm a lot into mpreg and dead dove. Speaking about the latter, you might encounter here some disturbing fictional stuff, especially body horror. I'm also a massive medical nerd, so brace yourself for some graphic things from time to time. I try to tag everything, but remember – I'm just a little snake and can miss something.

A selection of housekeeping tags under a cut, 'cause post length:

#Hakanate once said – general ramblings.

#kłełe – queued stuff.

#I'm ded XD – funny hahas.

#fandom stuff – exactly, what it says on the tin.

#d is for discourse – fiction discourse, tag created mainly for others to mute it.

#mpreg – best trope ever. 💜

#mpreg will fix me – subtag of the above, arts only.

#Thing and friends – various shenanigans.

#the tales of JimaJimas – subtag of the above, shenanigans with my dearly beloved @interstellarvacuumcleaner and @hikar-u-tada 💜

#medical nerding – just me being very normal about medicine.

#organically grown meme – memes and shitposts by yours truly.

#just polish things – various stuff related to my Motherland.

#reptile yume – self-shipping.

#waifu – WAIFU!!!

...and if you need some cuteness, check out #Brysik and #Gryzol! 💜

[important-cat-pics]

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[batsintheshadows]

ahh yes. My favourite character.

[questtneo]

Going to paint way more this year!

[holdoncallfailed]

i can't stop thinking about this party invitation that my friend's roommate got

[tigerurchin]

If the requests are still okay: may I ask for Munroe being comforted? Poor boy definitely needs some. 🥺

Salamat! 💜💜💜

" Sometimes, I wonder if he can see me through your eyes. What would he think of me now? " "... Well, I think you're pretty great."

sorry for such a late response lol! been kinda busy with artfight and moving stuff irl, this is a super rough sketch but hope you like it, mabuhay! @goth-automaton

[xansheu]

a quick drawing of pictures on my wall for a school project!

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[sleepygayart]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[sayonaramisa]

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

ok wait i saw my friend's ao3 page the other day and they had like a thousand bookmarks and i have... like thirty. so im curious now please tell me how many ao3 bookmarks u have in tags

[monikarozaa]

Biblically accurate Ciri is a Żabka cashier

[the-oceanographer]

@euphemeron ?

[euphemeron]

When you are working in Żabka (for my non polish friends this is a convenience store. Think 7-eleven) your side job is being a bodyguard also. So it checks. And from my friends told me also as..ehkm.. postman, cook, lotto agent, and the newest addition: insurance broker. You do 5 people's jobs and are paid for one. (this is on top of you checking the inventory, changing price tags, sorting the deliveries and being a cashier) Yes it's absurd and outrageous. But those stores are literally everywhere.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you