My Alar is like the ocean in storm

I don't have to pretend I like acid rock Or that I'd like to be on a mega yacht With important men who think important thoughts Guess maybe I am better off now that we don't talk

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[emkini]

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

[l3st1b0urn3s-707]

Everyone talks about "Szeth-son-son-Vallano, truthless of Shinovar wore white on the day he was to kill a king", but what about "Prince Raoden of Arelon awoke early that morning, completely unaware that he had been damned for all eternity"?

[important-dog-pics]

[important-animal-images]

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[toimonamourmonami]

@blackkatmagic

[sourcreammachine]

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

[sundercr]

[nick-nellson]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[imeverywoman420]

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

[teaboot]

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

[gildedproblems]

How do you draw too loud?

[teaboot]

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

[number-1-soup-fan]

give him soup.

[cadoized]

The ever-splendid peacock

[thelifeofashowgirl]

SHES BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS

[everydaylouie]

pigeon beats

[important-animal-images]

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[eatinghisheart-inthemarketplace]

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]