#itssab

[victorious]

[sexemulators]

The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

Paris Hilton (via quotethatword)

Good advice fuhh

[just-shower-thoughts]

The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”

[ngdisnbd]

[galaxypuke]

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

[phineasomg]

r u from europe because europiece of shit

[bullied]

lmao

[capacity]

*nobody wants to date me* Me: I’m emotionally unavailable this is just a weird and hectic period of my life right now and I need to stay focused u know

[sabhjk-blog]

ME EVERYTIME 😅

[mrgolightly]

[swedishpapa-deactivated20191216]

“what did u do all day?”

[sabhjk-blog]

Kahkahkah this is so me

[uglypickle]

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

[imaslytherinbitch]

[sexemulators]

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

Kevin Kruse (via quotethatword)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

I bet the bloopers to paranormal activity are fucking gold I need to see them asap

[tilltheend-12-deactivated201605]

“your crush is coming in this way” “ what should i do?????” “act normally” “okay”

[ruinedchildhood]

[niggasandcomputers]

she was defrosting

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

[sabhjk-blog]

Wht a life when you're not a fish or a mammal kahkahkah