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[panicatthedisco]

IX XXII - join us 

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[susiephone]

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

[susiephone]

so i may have written a fic about this

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

best fucking site ever

no weird changes that alienate the userbase

no april fools or other seasonal jokes

no obnoxious self-promoting asshole bloggers

no blogs whatsoever

no posts whatsoever

just a crouton

thats it

join me on crouton.net

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[tactical-necromancy]

i don’t think i will ever stop loving this

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[dokkaebies]

@sunshinepoet

[fangirltothefullest]

If I had to suffer watching this so do YOU

[disneystheweekenders]

Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[caleforpresident]

Give him space He can do it

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What did we do to deserve dogs?

[canadaloveselena]

[thatsthat24]

Stewie Can’t Stand Sprinkles 🍦 (This kid’s face made my day! XD)

[onlytwitterpics]

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[maria-ruta]

i need this video in my life

always. 

[kasper-k]

I found a turtle following me while I was playing pokemon go

[turtlefarm]

He’s a friend!!!!!!

[kinkyeviscerator]

don’t leave your squirtle behind!!

[dulect]

[arisell-i]

me as president

[zooophagous]

North American River Otters

[nanajitter]

Ok tho real talk. I have been hoarding this post in my drafts since  December 12, 2015 and I finally did what I hoped I could and it turned out fabulous:

Bonus: Tea Otter

[zooophagous]

Omg… OMG

[ladykianna]

Moon Otter is now my new background. I love it. THANK YOU!

[sorrelchestnut]

@fieldbears

[fieldbears]

@_@

[b0ssbot]

@floatzel

[sprousetwinsblog]