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Your not-so average simp with no social media experience (don't judge me too harshly) I'm a passionate fanfiction author, now obsessed with JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (JotaJosu RULES) I will hardly be active on here but still indulge the hope that my Tumblr presence (tiny as it is) will help promote my works! ao3: Sable_Simp Feel free to dm me about anything at all!

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Radiant Diamond

Jotaro/Josuke | M-Rated | Sequel

10k Words

Summary:

The arch opened to more sand - a smaller beach, obscured by cliffs and water alike. Private. Well, Josuke would be lying if he claimed beach sex wasn’t on his bucket list. But before that… “Now will you tell me what’s up with you? ‘Cause something’s clearly going on.”

For an insultingly long moment, Jotaro didn’t react. Left Josuke to fidget in place, dig his prized loafers into the ground and pretend the cool evening breeze and the crashing of the waves eased his mind.

When Jotaro answered a small eternity later, he didn’t sound like himself at all. Jotaro Kujo’s voice didn’t waver, period. And yet.

“How can you still act like you want my attention after what I did to you?”

After the life-changing events of the past afternoon, after finally experiencing the intimacy Josuke has been craving with Jotaro for months, one can’t blame him for floating on cotton candy clouds. Actually, the comparison doesn’t even begin to describe the sheer extent of Josuke’s elation.

How foolish of him to assume Jotaro feels the same.

Part 2 of Shades of Diamond

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Shattered Diamond

Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Fuck Or Die

14k Words

Summary:

The enemy stand’s eyeless face split around its crooked grin, an expression of both contempt and sadistic glee. “There’s only one thing that will save the kid now and you know exactly what it is!”

Jotaro did know, deep down, somewhere amidst the toxic current of foreboding stewing in his gut - but he’d be damned if he accepted <em>that</em> as the only way. Not before he’d tried absolutely everything else. 

But he had. He’d tried every single fucking thing. And still, Josuke’s fever kept rising, his temperature raging under his skin long beyond humanly possible, his face twisted in immeasurable pain. 

He was running out of time.

Jotaro had believed he had a precise picture of the worst possible things that could happen to him - most of them he’s lived through. The fact that this most fucked up of scenarios hadn’t even crossed his mind should be a relief. A sign Jotaro still retains a shred of sanity. Not that it’ll last.

Part 1 of Shades of Diamond

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The Dish Monster and the Flaw in the Plan

Jotaro/Josuke | G-Rated | Humor | Pre-Relationship

2k Words

Summary:

“You with me, kid? Won’t get to watch that show you’ve been raving about if you keep spacing out.” 

At last, Josuke managed to tear his gaze away from the dish monster. Jotaro had raised one bushy eyebrow at him in inquisition, the familiar intensity of his teal stare burning right through Josuke. And Josuke… Josuke felt a little like he imagined a cookie would while crumbling between his teeth.

Yes, Josuke’s had the foresight to recognize Jotaro’s presence as one of the obstacles between himself and the fashion show he’s dying to watch. He just hadn’t expected that between Jotaro and the dish monster, Jotaro would be the bigger problem. A fatal miscalculation Josuke only has himself to blame for.

[sable-simp]

i don't even know if i'm serious or messing w ya but i like ur fics and jotajosu is fun and great overall but like. did you consider. jolyjosu

bonus point if both. just in different time periods ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

I wouldn’t know if „consider“ is the right word… neither me nor my subconscious have ever considered shipping JolyJosu, that’s for sure. I do, however, think a platonic relationship between them would be very powerful (I haven’t really gotten to touch on it in my fics, much, but there’s at least one fic featuring Josuke and Jolyne bonding that I’m working on. But I’m working on like 12 fics so who knows when I’ll get around to finishing that one…)

Be it as friends or chaos siblings or Jolyne being like “so my immature great uncle is dating my dad and it’s super weird but he’s also kinda fun”, I think it’d be a hilarious dynamic to write and I’ve seen people do amazing things with it. Just not, well, romantically. I don’t see them like that, sry…

(I could, however, potentially consider Giorno/Jolyne and I will not be held accountable for saying that xD)

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The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad

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Doomed to Fail

Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Angst | Alcohol Abuse | Happy Ending

18.5k Words | 2 Chapters

Summary:

When Josuke glanced up at Jotaro again, the smile on his lips looked pained. The sight tugged at Jotaro’s heartstrings in all the wrong ways. “I made a mistake. I’m not in love with you.” A self-deprecating chuckle. “Obviously. It wasn’t even a crush. It’s just… you’re really cool, Jotaro, and I’ve never known anyone like you. So I ended up confusing admiration for something else. I’m really sorry, Jotaro. It was stupid of me.”

This was easily the best possible outcome of this whole misguided, delusional mess. So why didn’t Jotaro feel relieved? Why wasn’t there a weight lifting off his shoulders? Why did it feel like a stone had dropped into his gut instead?

Jotaro realizes how he feels only when it’s too late. Then again, timing doesn’t really matter - not when this love has been doomed before it even started.

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By Its Cover

Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Pre-Relationship

1k Words

Summary:

Josuke wasn’t a stranger to butterflies - he’d had his fair share, embarrassing as it was to admit. Still, it didn’t take a genius to figure out that this time was different. Stronger. More meaningful. People called Josuke emotionally astute - he would know.

But to think he’d have to deal with feelings, actual feelings, on top of all the stand chaos currently messing up his life beyond repair… Josuke was starting to think he’d bitten off more than he could chew.

Jotaro’s presence in Josuke’s life has an effect on him Josuke never could have pictured. And what an effect it is.

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Ocean-Colored Photo Album

Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Jolyne’s p.o.v. | Humor

4.5k Words

Summary:

There were more photos of the two of them together as Jolyne turned the pages, soft and worn from excessive use across a decade. More photos of her dad and that mysterious boy he had inexplicably dedicated an entire photo album to. So very disturbing.

One of them showed the boy grinning at one of her dad’s especially grouchy expressions, her dad’s arm around the boy’s shoulders and a soft smile on his face. Jolyne violently rubbed her eyes but the picture was still right there when she checked again. So was her dad’s smile.

Not a hallucination, apparently. Weird.

When Jolyne visits her dad’s new apartment without prior notice, she becomes privy to a secret far beyond her wildest expectations.

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hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?

just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying

I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers

authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works

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Reader: sorry for commenting on this old —

Me: Marriage. How many kids do you want, how do you like your breakfast

[samsalami66]

Reader: sorry for the late comment-

Me: Have my firstborn. As a sacrifice or as in a partnership I don't care.

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Comments are the light of my life, no matter how old the fic - I'll take all the comments I can get and any and all conversations about the fic, the pairing, anything, GIMME

Don't be shy, dear readers - unless you've come to hate on a fic for no reason (then why read to the end at all if you don't like what you're seeing?), comments brighten my day! I'll take constructive criticism too, I'd love to get more of that as much as I can never have enough comments!

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Sexploration Perks

Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Crack | Anal Exploration

10k Words

Summary:

Since attempt two at not-so guilty pleasure had gone splendidly, even without awkwardness - Josuke had made sure to dispose of any evidence himself to keep his mom from ever finding out about the nature of his experimentation (he had kept the lube, though, he would definitely be needing that) - it was time to move on to the next stage. This was a journey of interesting and educational experiences, after all, a very safe and normal-

Who was Josuke kidding, he really just wanted something bigger up his ass so he could pretend it was his nephew’s huge cock fucking the living daylights out of him.

Phase two of Josuke exploring the switch in his sexuality caused by an encounter with a half-naked Jotaro features an alien, an oversized dildo and a broken door.

Part 2 of Josuke’s Horny Adventure

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Totally Normal Domestic Family Shenanigans

Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Heavy Angst | Living Together

22k Words | 4 Chapters

Summary:

It hadn’t escaped Jotaro’s notice that lately, he had been coming back to the apartment a lot more than he usually would. No matter where he was in the world, he always hurried home at the first opportunity after a mission, sometimes even knowing that he would have to leave again come morning. As though an invisible force was pulling him right back to Josuke. And maybe it was - maybe those Joestar family bonds were doing their job or whatever.

What family bonds couldn’t explain, however, was how just a glimpse of Josuke’s confident grin had the power to get Jotaro through the day.

But now that he knew what it felt like to have all that, he wasn’t so sure how he would manage when it was gone.

When Josuke goes to attend high school in America thanks to a sudden scholarship, Jotaro agrees to take him in, even though he is aware of the intensely mixed feelings his decision will force upon him. (Or rather, further complicate a dilemma Jotaro has been struggling with for longer than he likes to admit.)

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Cumplete Transformation

Jotaro/Josuke | M-Rated | Crack | Omegaverse | Cum

6.5k Words

Summary:

In theory, Josuke knew that there was little as moronic as consuming a mysterious substance from a surface that was not meant to be licked but something about that delicious-looking drop of white made him abandon all caution in a heartbeat. The next thing he knew, he was cowering in front of it with his tongue on the shower wall.

And, pray tell, that thick liquid was absolutely scrumptious. A bit salty and bitter and sweet and musky all at once and completely unlike anything Josuke had ever tasted - and damn did it make his taste buds cheer. Now, why wasn’t there more of that treat? If he could only-

“The fuck are you doing down there?”

When your nephew’s cum is so alpha you turn into an omega: Josuke Edition. And the before, in between and after.

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Walking Wet Dream

Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Humor | Masturbation

8.5k Words

Summary:

Josuke must be in an even worse condition than he had thought - though the encounter with the zombie in the mirror this morning had been a dead giveaway - considering that Okuyasu went so far as to drop his breakfast at the sight of him. “Wow, you look like shit, man,” he informed Josuke like the charming gentleman he was. “What happened to you?!”

Oh, nothing much, I just jacked off all night to the thought of my nephew fucking me into oblivion. You know, totally normal stuff.

Yeah, Josuke definitely couldn’t say that.

Jotaro answers his door half-naked and Josuke is sent into a spiral no amount of stand training could have prepared him for.

Part 1 of Josuke’s Horny Adventure

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Currently Hiring Hitmen

Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Crack | Jolyne Suffers

3.5k Words

Summary:

Jotaro uttered a small huff that sounded suspiciously like a suppressed laugh. Jolyne had to do a double take. Why did the serious creases in his expression look softer than usual?

“These starfish are known for their saturated blue color. Radiant, when the moonlight hits them just right. It reminds me of your eyes.”

Jolyne could only watch helplessly as Josuke all but swooned at the worst pick-up line known to mankind.

Ew. Ew. Please, just end her now.

Jolyne really wants to see heads roll. Specifically, those of the two morons she definitely isn’t related to eye-fucking each other right in front of her.

Hitmen click above for a full description of the job offer, advance payment in cash only. Please and thank you.

Part 3 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead

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Another Heart was Frozen with Yours

Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Heavy Angst | Canonical Major Character Death | Happy Ending

8.5k Words

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“Don’t worry, dear, I’ll be home soon. It’s just… I’m going through a pretty difficult time right now.”

Watery blue eyes gazed at Jotaro’s lifeless, frozen face behind the glass once more. They hadn’t truly dried up even once since Josuke’s return to the lab - he couldn’t help but think that the drops of saltwater were one more reason for Jotaro to compare them to the ocean as he so often had, even though it had never been more than a joke. Josuke laughed dryly at the irony of it, most of the sound catching in his parched throat.

Oh, what he wouldn’t give to hear Jotaro say those words just one more time, even if it was with their usual mocking undercurrent.

“Give our little angel a kiss for me,” Josuke breathed into the speaker because that was what little of his voice he had left, his gaze never leaving Jotaro’s still face. ”I’ll see you soon.” They both knew it was a lie.

Josuke visits Jotaro in the cryogenic chamber. Oh, and thank you for asking but no, he is not fine. Far from it.

Part 2 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead

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Of Drunken Tears and Broken Hearts

Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Bittersweet

5k Words

Summary:

Koichi had figured the bit of experience Josuke had with alcohol would have taught him to hold back. Sure, Josuke was a daring guy and loved little more than challenging limits but he wasn’t irresponsible. For the most part.

Or so Koichi had thought until he watched Josuke forgo the assortment of beers on the table altogether and reach for the sake bottle instead, hardly half an hour into their little celebration party.

Drunk out of his mind, Josuke tells his friends all about his crush rejecting him. Little does he know that, rejection aside, said crush is still the one who comes running when Josuke needs him, even if it’s about a matter as trivial as getting a wasted kid back home.

Part 1 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead