Rain’s Umbrella Spell
If you have glasses you understand that even the slightest sprinkling of rain makes everything a terrible blurry mess, this spell is my solution to that.
It’s not supposed to keep you completely dry, but it should repel enough to keep your glasses clean or your hair dry.
Start by manipulating a small amount of energy (you can generate this in your preferred method, I keep some ready on hand for this because it rains A LOT here), spin it about like a pizza or whatever works best for you. Then toss it into a cone shape above your head. Make sure it’s a cone and not a dome, the gradual sloping makes it much more effective! Will the energy to ‘push’ raindrops out of their current paths, just enough keep them off of you. This is actually pretty easy because water is an inherently a polar molecule and it wants do be affected by the energy anyway.
I focus on a mantra while I keep it up, but rarely say it out loud as an incantation. (Though you can if you want!) The words change depending on the severity of the weather but it generally goes along the line of:
Oh no you don’t, Not fucking today, Raindrops move the fuck out of my way.
The fucks in the incantation are pretty unnecessary but they make me feel better so I always use them. It’s also possible to tie this spell to an object, but it’s more efficient to just call it up when you need it.
Stay dry lovelies.