Out Of Comission

Hey there! If you like(d) my blog, please follow my new one: anyrbas Thanks guys!

[sabryna-logs]

Blog Change

Hello! Since my blog got flagged, it’s been harder to navigate tumblr.

For this reason, I have made a new blog! My new username is now “anyrbas”.

Follow at will. Hope to see you there!

[zipscribs]

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

[zipscribs]

[shibbabes]

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[gluten-free-pussy]

[internethistory]

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[vanwizard]

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

Marie Kondo: don’t hold onto books if you don’t enjoy them

Book nerds on Twitter: this is an attack on me personally actually

[larkandkatydid]

I love book nerd vs. Marie Kondo crap because she thinks that it’s silly to just keep books because you want to impress hypothetical people who might possible come into your house and notice what a smart person you are to own smart person books that you didn’t even like..  And there are people who are forced to confront how much that is their entire personality. 

[prewars]

#marie kondo is right you people are just hoarders with a college degree

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[chaoticprincecloud]

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

[thanksgiver]

[memewhore]

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

[atomiconstruct]

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

[1o9]

[magerightsyeah]

[hobolunchbox]

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[thinster13]

Hey OP are you okay

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

no

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

[gatohermit]

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

[straightboyfriend]

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands