“We’re Family”
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Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The Bowery Presents
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NASA
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@sabzstar123
“We’re Family”
CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS AN ACTUAL SUBTITLE FROM THE SHOW
A couple of alien travelers have stopped at Earth in other to refuel and talk with a few humans in the meantime. One of the alien talking to an astronomer finds the picture of a black hole on her computer.
"Oh! You also scare your children with this tale?"
"What tale?" The astronomer replies, "That's a recent photo."
The alien visibly starts freaking out.
Hell yea, I'm telling all sorts of stories about black holes.
Nice ones, dark ones, weird ones
All sorta crap
:))
I have a story for ya'll.
Basically, I have an MP3, and I prefer listening to music on that instead of my phone. Idk, it's just a thing, but I love it.
And one day, during the summer, I was omw home from skl and bc I live far from my skl, it's about an hour and a half bus ride.
So I always have my mp3 charged so I can listen to music. And sometimes I sing along. Well a bit more than sometimes, but whateva 🤷♀️
But yea, I'd got onto my bus and was singing along to my music and when Last First Kiss by One Direction came on, I got all fangirl-high and started singing a little louder.
Not like so loud that it's a nuisance to the entire bus, but loud enough that myb two or three rows in front of me could hear if they paid attention.
And the guy 2 seats away from me on the bus waves at me, so I pause and ask "hey, you okay?"
And he just goes "yea, but can you like shut up please? You've been singing the entire ride."
Now, obvs I didn't rly wanna but i was understanding enough that I was being annoying, so I was gonna be like 'yea sorry, I'll try quieten down."
BUT BEFORE I CAN ANSWER, THIS 5 OR 6 YEAR OLD BOY GOES "NO, HER VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL, I WANNA LISTEN TO MORE"
And I am there like... My voice isnt all that, but jeez kid... That makes my heart so happy. 🥺❤️ Like music has saved me in so many ways and it's there and then this kid saying that my voice was beautiful... Just that hit hard
But obvs the dude who told me to shut up was still there, so I say "thank you so much! That means a lot to me. But if I'm being annoying, I'll be quiet, it's okay, I don't mind"
The kid huffs and goes "well I do." He asks his mum if I can come over and then I go and sit with this kid and we vibe to 1d together for the rest of the ride.
Kida are awesome man
EVERYONE SHUT UP ANDREW'S I LOVE YOU LINE IN NO WAY HOME WAS IMPROVISED
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS IMPROVISED
Omfl
“Sorry we missed our exceptionally high tree-planting target, the global pandemic that’s devastated every corner of the world got in the way”
BBC are the propaganda arm of the British government and they’re fucking dreadful.
SO MARVEL gave us the
"I understood that reference"
And Supernatural gave us the
"I don't understand that reference"
Never say the fandom isn't powerful
THANK YOU
Ten years ago, your mentor said, "Kid, there's a little secret when it comes to magic. You can literally make shit up and it'll usually work. Makes the guys who actually take it seriously really mad." Today, you're one of the least respected, and most powerful, mages in the land.
Okay but ld use spells from existing universes just for the fun of it
IronDad
IronDad
does whatever a dad can do
Touch his son
You are done
Here comes the IronDad
* creds to @GiordanoBruno973 at WattPad *
Sometimes teachers set too much work.
And its okay to let them know that. I want to teach when I'm older, and I'd rather my students tell me than don't.
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