allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post
Today's Document
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
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Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
ojovivo

roma★

PR's Tumblrdome
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
KIROKAZE
$LAYYYTER
NASA
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@saccharinesalt
allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post
Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness
Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?
THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT
I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible
Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together
It's also important to know, this feeling of isolation is what the author feels but ten fold. It's the exact reason writers are begging for comments. It's to talk about the story with someone. That story that's taken up your life for a few hours, or perhaps days, has taken up the author's life for weeks, months, and - very often - years. There's a very good chance these authors are dying to talk to you.
im fucking crying
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
how it is apparently
ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now
🇺🇸december 26, 2025🇺🇸: oreos distributed by gold star distribution inc. recalled in 3 states for insanitary storage and contamination with general filth including rodent piss and shit, bird shit, insects, and possibly salmonella and leptospira
Community is so important she said self isolatingly
This is my oldest draft and honestly don’t know if the world will ever be ready for it
w h i m s y
girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack
"People are not property!" - *loud cheering*
"This includes prisoners! They are not suddenly property of the state when they're convicted!" - *a little less cheering*
"And that includes children who are not their parents' property!" - *almost no cheering*
"What? I thought we said people aren't property?"
how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting