we get so disconnected @sacredcurls - Tumblr Blog

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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HOLY SHIT

mothurs

i have no idea what she’s saying but #mood

pompkinsoups

“Your bra strap is showing” “Really?”

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deep

37q-archive

im literally screaming right now

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i was her speechwriter

asscop-blog

when u have no clue what ur doing with ur paper and need to reach the word count

maximoff

my aesthetic is Sebastian being led around like an unruly, bumbling baby bear, easily distracted and lured away like I’m just imagining Marvel calling in beforehand and being like listen,,,the smol one gets slippery he will literally do anything to please his fans CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! no, no Chris and Anthony are fine just - the excitable, eager one and don’t let anyone in with candy HE IS A CHILD DO YOU COPY.

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listen the two times they looked away for THREE SECONDS he ended up doing this:

and this:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

louiestommos

he does not know how to famous

transgendad

he knows exactly how to famous

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My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

onecatshort

I think I love this man.

whatareyoureallyafraidof

OH. HELL. YES!

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Preach

augustarambles

This is awesome, even tho the accent is fake 😂

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield