radioactive chemist 🧪 ☢

18/American/ young dumb and still in high school. I am a shitposting lord. I write stories and music. i can draw. I obsessively watch TV. I have a woman crush on Emily Watson.

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

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What about a Chernobyl musical AU?

Sorry I took a super long fucking break from this app. I lowkey forgot it existed 😂

So, what if Valery and Ulana were musicians? Maybe Boris is a kind of grouchy orchestra director or just not a music person... I dont really know where to go with this, but its an idea 😂

[davantagedenuit]

please enjoy this bit of Craig Mazin’s script for ep 4 featuring THE SMILE and THE HUG:

sheepishly

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Yes! Hope

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Do you ever just fail the first quarter of AP calc, but your school wont let you drop because it's an AP class, so your whole fucking GPA is mad fucked because me too...

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(Sorry I don' have an account on tumblr). Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee write more Ulana/Valery fanfics, love your works. The world need more of these two.

So I dont do alot of writing anymore, but I'll see what I can manage 😊

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What if Valery was Ulanas lover from when they were young and they got separated and they both moved on in their lives? And Chernobyl was what brought them back together? 🤯

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SEND ME YO SHIT!

I am open to people anonymously sending me story prompts and ideas in my asks. I was them to be INSANE. I am running low on inspiration and have about 4 half finished oneshots that are extremely shit. So shoot me your ideas and I'll see that I can do... (and yes they will likely all be Valana oneshots or stories...)

[jedikatalina]

Very short guide for use of names in the USSR)

littlethingwithfeathers replied to your post ““Characters were going to be addressed by others on a Last-Name Basis…”

Thank you for pointing this out. I’m struggling a bit with name-etiquette as I’m writing fanfic, and seeing things like this pointed out is extremely helpful. It’s hard to find a good guide for this sort of thing, and there really is no parallel in the U.S. Bless you for this and all the other insight you’ve shared.

I will use Valery Legasov (50 years old) as an example) 

How other people will address him:

Wife and other adult relatives - Valera

Own kids - Dad

Nieces, nephews, his friends’ children - Uncle Valera

Friends’ children if they are adults - Valery Alexeyevich

Colleagues at work - Valery Alexeyevich

Friends, other people who use informal “you” - Valery or Valera

At a meeting - Comrade Legasov or Valery Alexeyevich

Teachers at school when he was a boy - Legasov

Professors at the university when he was a student - Legasov or Comrade Legasov

Random guy who doesn’t know Legasov’s name - Comrade.

[jedikatalina]

I see I have to say it) In the Soviet Union people were tought to say one thing, think another thing, and do something else. That wasn’t considered wrong or unusual - it was the reality everyone lived in. And everyone knew the rules.

So, if you read something Shcherbina wrote in some official document, that doesn’t mean that’s what he really thought or that’s what he really did. For example, in the same book where we saw Shcherbina’s letter about Gubarev’s play, there is another document where he writes about some Ukrainian documentaries, that they are not true enough and need to be improved and at the same time when Moscow authorities did not let V. Shevchenko’s documentary “Chernobyl: Chronicle of Difficult Weeks ” air it was Shcherbina himself who helped the authors to receive approval. 

[jedikatalina]

So, it was Shcherbina who called Alexandrov to tell that Politburo decided to award Legasov the title of Hero of Socialist Labour. 

I don’t know why I’m crying.  

Thank you, @tryingtobealwaystrying, for that last documentary link)

[tryingtobealwaystrying-deactiva]

Urghh, stop it. @drunkardonjunkyard It has to be June 1987. They tried to get him the award in September 1986, and that didn’t happen. Then they decided to wait and make sure he got it next time around. Both Shcherbina and Ryzhkov were adamant he needed to get it in 1987, but Gorbachev crossed his name off the list both times in the end.

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And what’s also sad was that Aleksandrov told the entire Institute in June 1987 that Valery Legasov had been selected for the award. That was a leak - nobody was supposed to know ahead of time who would get them. And then the day came and Legasov didn’t receive it after everyone had been told he would. Turns out it was Shcherbina who leaked that info. I wonder if he got in trouble for that.

[jedikatalina]

I think Alexandrov and Shcherbina were two soft old men too happy for Valery they just couldn’t keep their mouths shut))

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1, 32, 87

None... I use Amazon Music.

Shelby, Alexandra, and Faithe

I am extremely shy. I hardly leave my house, and when I order food over the phone I have to give myself a pep talk before hand.

[therainsoakedwriter]

These themes and ideas connect with a lot stories. What about yours?

(Credit in Pic)

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

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Valana Oneshots: All Mine

This oneshot is rather NSFW so read at your own descression.

Also, let me know what type of fics and oneshots you all would like to read. Enjoy!

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It was early January, Ulana was due any day now with her and Valery's first child. Her whole body seemed to have grown in some way, whether it be from a slight swelling or the immense weight gain. She had resorted to wearing her wedding band in her pinky finger because her ring finger was far too swollen, and she could hardly remember the last time she saw her feet while standing up. Her stomach was massive and extremely heavy, so simply sitting the wrong way could cause her back or pelvis to ache horribly. Valery had forced her to stop working, for she would come home every day, hardly able to walk because of how bad her feet and back ached. She had resorted to sitting in a rather cosy chair that was near the fireplace. Her feet almost always resting on the coffee table or ottoman as she leaned back in the chair. This kept the weight of the baby off of her pelvis and gave her poor back a slight break, but it did mean that her organs became a bit squished. Sometimes Valery would manage to join her, allowing Ulana to sit in his lap. This she enjoyed very much, for Valery cuddles never failed to make her feel better. He would wrap his arms around her and rub her massive belly, resting his head on her shoulder to read whatever she was reading or working on. He loved cuddling with her, for her ass and thighs had become extremely thick and soft with each pound she put on. He knew she would have to buy some new clothes after having the baby, for her tiny little skirts and blouses surely would not fit over her soft and extremely curvy figure. One might describe Ulana as having gotten chubby or fat, but this did not bother Valery. He loved it in fact. Her immense craving for sweets had caused her to develop a rather thick layer of fat that covered her body. It was especially concentrated around her hips, thighs, and ass. Secretly, Valery hoped she would gain a little more, for she had just started to develop small dimples on her back near her love handles. He also loved how much easier she was to hold, for her soft fat seemed to mould to the shape of Valery's hands. He had also fallen in love with the soft rolls that had formed in her sides. He had run his thumbs through them the last time they had made love. Ulana had been leaning down, her arms wrapped around one of the pillows while Valery helps her squishy love handles, his thumbs rubbing circles on her back dimples as he thrust into her. He had cleansed forward to put his hands on her sides when his thumbs sunk into her soft pudgy rolls. They made for another wonderful place to hold her. He gently squeezed the soft rolls between his fingers on his next thrust. He felt Ulana's chubby body jiggle a little as his hips slammed into her. Her muscles tightened around him, harder than before and as he began to pull back, Valery felt himself beginning to come inside of her, a low groan escaping his lips. He swiftly thrust himself in much deeper, coming inside of her before pausing. He could feel how she expanded to hold his juices and he pulled her back against him by her pudgy hips, squeezing her soft love handles as he continued to thrust into her, over and over again. They had fucked until Valery's manly milk was dripping out of Ulana. It did not take long. He assumed pregnancy had likely lowered her capacity. He held her against him for a moment. They were both dripping with sweat, and Valery was still stuffed, balls deep in her. Her muscles were still tight around him as he pulled her up to lean against him, his hands wandering down over her massive belly. He then ran his hands over the outer sides of her chubby thighs, feeling how fluffy and warm they were. 

"Mmmhhhh, you are so perfect…" he whispers, as he places a kiss in the crook of Ulana's neck. 

Ulana simply sighed blissfully in response, her soft body leaning up against him for support as he fondled her swollen breasts. Valery smiled as he rested his chin on Ulana's shoulder and looked down over her body. Once upon a time, many moons ago, she had been his picture-perfect, stick thin, wife. She had the body of some kind of model, but pregnancy had stripped her if that body and left her a chubby and swollen mess. She had many pinkish-red stretch marks from the stretching of her skin over her ever-expanding the body. Rolls of her soft fat seemed to bulge from her hips and her sides. Valery smiled at the sight of them. They turned him on a bit and he heard a faint moan escape Ulana's lips as his erection grew within her. If he had not claimed her with that beautiful golden ring on her finger, Valery has definitely claimed her when he impregnated her with his child. Her body had grown in more ways than one and Valery loved her even more now than he had before, if that was even possible.

[jedikatalina]

I had to do it))

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Losing you... where should this go?

Would you all like to read about Ulana's recovery from the accident in "Losing you" or would you like the story to follow something different. Let me know what you all think 😊

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So I took an internet brake...

I took a break from the interwebs and I lowkey forgot what I've been writing about? So... you all got any suggestions?