marki

just a girl who loves her memes dank

[disappointing-af]

You would not believe your pet

If HON HON OUI OUI BAGUETTE

[psychicstudentyouththings-blog]

[casualfacefun-blog]

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[seashellronan]

my kink is when fans treat celebrities with respect and don’t make them fucking uncomfortable

[sad-little-cloud-blog]

captain on a sinking ship: women and children only

other girls: aw no! i will have to leave my husband behind :,(

me, a lesbian: *grabs wife* YEET

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[too-stoned-to-remember]

Finding someone with the same music taste as you

[obscuretta-blog]

When you figure out they’re actually big assholes

[onemorepara-deactivated20240930]

everybody meet Vivian

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[whatisthismommy]

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[dangerouslycoldstarfish-blog]

[believercupcakelover-blog]

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[believercupcakelover-blog]

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[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[zhinico]

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

[75orchids]

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

[officialfema-deactivated2016122]

[best-of-memes]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

classic swanson

[sugarmoonaki]

[stability]