Here To Be Gay And Embarrassing

maya! she/they

[hoziernatural]

how it feels hearing about karlie kloss attending taylors wedding

[3000s]

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[sickpage]

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[columboscreens]

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[tropiyas]

weaponized competence

[tropiyas]

learned helpfulness

[frownyalfred]

…you’re…welcome?

[guldentusks]

Two tiny unicorn experiments from a couple years ago! I never technically finished them, but kinda liked them as is!

[birf]

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

[birf]

That was the wrONG GIF

[birf]

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly