2004, Hevn Vol. 13 audio comment
Kai: So next, release information!
Reita: Release jofofofofofofo (情報・じょうほう) hohoho jichukuchujikuchu (trying to freestyle rap)
Uruha: yea yea (with Reita)
Kai: We will be releasing 3 singles with pv on September 28. Hehe (laughing at Reita) They’ll surely be good, so please listen to it!
Reita: (continues in background) jijijikuchu jijijikuchu
Kai: (continues announcing) So, Ruki?
Kai: (silenced for a while)
Reita: donjidonjidonjidonji
Everyone except Kai: donjidonjidonjidonji
(all continues to make sound in the background)
Uruha: (with robotic deep voice) Me.. me.. till the day we meet… i will work hard! OIII (at everyone)
Kai: next, guitar of Aoi!
Reita: so back to leader of Kai!
Kai: (blah) So this is how the GazettE is! Thanks for supporting!
Ruki: dugudugudugudugudugudugu
Reita: Congratulations to Hevn 2nd anniversary! We’re happy just like in heaven now! (Hevn and heaven pronounced the same in Japanese) And too, we hope to present you our cute side!
Everyone: Heaven.. heaven..
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original translation by melting-in-white