when will my fucks return from the war

syd/jay. | he/him. | 19.

[isselhorst-avenwedde]

why does this webbed ſite try to tempt me to add "tags" onto every single one of my posts. my revelations shall reach the elect in all due time

[txttletale]

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[theironwarsmith]

If I ever stop re-blogging this. I’m dead and there is an imposter in my place.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[chrishoulihan]

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and then shared it with others#sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[dankmemeuniversity]

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

Tumblr rn:

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[twerklina]

What the fuck did you post.

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

this is a moodboard

[let-us-aadore-you]

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

[theawwesomeeridan]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

[fruitscoups]

i love making comparisons. this was 2 yrs ago.

[cat-memes-only]

[mostlycatsmostly]

That face!! She looks like she’s related to that kind and understanding cat!! 🙀😹❤️

(submitted by @coolcatgroup)

Yes!!

[brayinghorses]

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

[effervescentphilanthropist]

OMG YES THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE VINES 

THE OLDER ONES ARE GOLDEN

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair