spaghetti enthusiast

Danni | 29 | she/her

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[xiaq]

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

[xiaq]

Just gonna reblog this again. For reasons.

[azdesertwillow]

OP's tags on this are worth posting too. Especially that last part. Read them again if you have to

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #thank god the first people i encountered in the queer community didn't have this shitty pov #because i spent 16 years feeling like an imposter in my ultra conservative christian community because i liked girl and boys #and if my first terrified forays into the queer community told me i was an imposter there as well #unless i performed my queerness to their specific liking #I cant imagine how lost I would have felt #pro tip: if you're telling someone they can't be part of the family unless they deny a part of themselves #you are part of the problem #bisexual #lgbtq #queer /End ID]

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[unclefather]

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

mad?? i would KILL to have that shirt

[jaymilepland]

A L A N

🥚

In space, nobody can hear you in space.

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[zooliminology]

[He groovin -rook]

[klimtsonian]

.🎠✨.

[pocket-deer-belly]

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

[segamascott]

[nowrongwords-deactivated2025042]

[frankiesmeow-blog]

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

[bonivers]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[bonivers]

[raptorofwar]

[spi1llmygutsout]

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[muzzledmikey]

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

[fembutchboygirl]

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

[deadpoets]

— Piano Man, Billy Joel (insp.)