Femme Centric Social Mixer

And other stuff

[gerrycanavan]

life is short, though I keep this from my children

[sadeline007]

job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

this is better than the actual writing i can assure you

[skygenders]

bisexuals without the bisexual bob haircut are vaild

[shmreduplication]

Who’s Bisexual Bob

[carliehope]

[mariatallchief]

AyaBambi filmed for Shiseido (x)

[spicywatson]

Best of Greg

[ganondilf]

Look at this picture of Lily Tomlin holding a clutch made up of Jane Fonda’s mugshot. My gay ass was not ready for this.

[amnxsie]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[walzerjahrhundert]

Victorian High Top Roller Skates

[teethmilks-deactivated20220802]

For the witch on the go

[jynersosgf-blog]

no toe stops this witch was a jam skater

[exhibitcblog]

Larry David x Kanye West

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

Finally, a video that answers the question “What is Veep?”

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[vivienvalentino]

[bob-belcher]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet