Sassy Shrimp

I Ship Regina Mills.

[owawaaa]

Oh….. huge.. mood..

[girl-hell-1999]

me: let me put on lipstick 

boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls 

me: 

[zodiac-signs-nonsense]

If you’re into simple astrological sayings, follow @zodiac-signs-nonsense

[thespygirls]

when you take a selfie with someone you lowkey hate

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[briarrose94]

[memesandlaughs]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

[cockyhorror]

[tomftholland]

also

[wadey-wilson]

[angel-starbeam]

This will never get old.

[whatwouldjessusdo]

Kinda works

[alicecoldmyart]

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[papillonnne]

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

[studentlifeproblems]

[quotemadness]

“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.”

— Marcus Aurelius

[eatpizzas]

when ur fav is problematic but they’re still ur fav

[banditsregina]

Flashback to this beauty, @lparrilla as the #evilqueen * *Makeup & 📷 @zabrinamakeup

zabrinamakeup

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.