Sadie Gordon Gray

(she/they, 19) film student, chronic tumblr addict and known reblog fiend 💿 lover of the surreal, the sincere and the queer 🫀

[sadiesorceress22]

Alts/Links:

Fanart Archive

Short Stories

Short Films/Stupid Bullshit

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Serializd

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[juuni-byou]

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

[juuni-byou]

puts my elbows out like wings

[labgrownmeat]

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

[juuni-byou]

cluck on that thangg

[mousidy]

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

[thiscuntkills-deactivated202311]

i think everyone should drop out of school and follow an unclear path

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

its beginning to suck a lot like penis

[infectiouspiss]

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

[fernwah-funzone]

you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[thecyndimistuff]

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[relelvance]

Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife

[pukicho]

I find you rather annoying at times

I find nothing about you. Because you are nothing.

[slappycat]

open rp

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

[kirkegarde]

‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

[slappycat]

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

[slappycat]

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

[slappycat]

bitchin

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[antiquesintheattic]

she sounds like she sucks

[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[cryptotheism]

Torture the haters to death

[inlovewithadeadman]

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

[cryptotheism]

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

[disillusionedwithcapitalism]

You have a right to defend your life if you so desire.

[cryptotheism]

Torture strangers for no reason

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]