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//.·:*¨༺☾ ༻¨*:·. Sideblog of @hubofnonsense ! Please refer to the Menu tab on my blog on desktop for my about and rules. For mobile users, here are the links for About (OOC) and Rules.
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I can and will also do 3rd person, paragraph format RPs, though I can't promise to use icons as I am lazy and that takes a lot of time to make my own icons.
Thank you SO FREAKING MUCH to @jupitertrash !!! I love my babies and the pricing is super affordable! They have a lot of other stuff, too, that I certainly plan to buy. Genuinely such good craftsmanship and genuinely so nice to talk to. No worry for overwhelming anxiety; they're really nice and talked with me about customization without judgement or anything!!
If you're interested, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out! This post explains a bit more and shows what's available!
I highly recommend genuinely everything they have!
Crochet Sale because I lost my job!!!
this is a pretty slapdash post for now, I'm going to look into proper shop ideas or ko-fi or smth but for now I'm going to try selling directly on the honor system through here
Cable Ties
$3 or 2 for $5
Keychains
Fishy $6
Fruit, Kirby, Jigglypuff $10
Bag Charms
Flowers $12
Popsicle Lip Balm Holder $10
Ice Cream Lip Balm Holder $12
Plushies
Cactus $16
Matchihuahua Latte $15
Raccoon $14
Cat & Bunny Flower $10
Potions $12 (keychain by request)
Bags
Orange $8
Blobfish & Cupcake $12
Shipping $6 for keychains &smaller, $9 for anything else
Want it in another color?????? See something on Pinterest you want made??? I'll take commissions too for similar prices !!!!
I can make flower stems too, but I'm not sure how I'd be able to ship bouquets right now. I hate having to charge so much for shipping but when I sent out christmas presents, that's about what it cost me (rounding down actually). if it seems like this could be a viable side hustle, I'll look into getting a printer so I can print my own labels cheaper but rn I'm at the mercy of the post office counter
Bunny Flower is currently on hold, but can still be bought by commission (same price dw!!)
also I'm going to link my Pinterest board for patterns for anyone interested in commissioning other things. that's specifically plushies I'm confident I can make, but you can click through my profile for my other saved crochet patterns.
the only thing I cannot do right now are clothes, if someone really wants flowers I WILL figure out how to ship them nicely (it just might cost a little more)
and finally!!! I can make just about any plushie into a bag charm with either a clip (free) or a crochet strap ($2), even already made ones. just ask!!
and finally, donation links just in case
https://ko-fi.com/jupitertrash
http://paypal.me/MRheuble
venmo @jupitertrash
at this point liiiike, I'm willing to sell anything on a pay-what-you want system if that tempts anyone maybe???
This just in!
Have you, good people of Hell, ever wondered what it's really like at the Hazbin Hotel? Sure, Princess Charlie Morningstar has given a few short interviews, opened up her doors for any and all...
But can you trust her?
Can you forgo your life and home, leaving behind everything you've ever done and been, all for the possibility of escape? How much of your hobbies and interests would you have to abandon? How much of yourself could you lose? Is the promise of Heaven even real?
Wonder no longer!
We went inside the Hazbin Hotel so you don't have to! Turned over every stone we came across.
Interviewed REAL people living there!
With REAL stories to share!
We have it all, laid bare for you, the people, to see! Look for
𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕: 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜
Tonight at 8!
VoxTek! Trust us with your information!
None of what I'm seeing today is selling me on the idea that Heaven is actually Heaven, how the fuck is SOUNDING too much for these people?
Next you'll be telling me no one is allowed to wear open toed shoes just in case there might be a foot fetishist about. Shame the woman that dare show ankle.
✧༺♥༻✧ I'm putting you purposefully at fault for making me read that right after I wake up. Of all the words that should and can be capitalized, I'D PREFER IF SOUNDING WAS NOT ONE OF THEM.
Hah, you'll see him soon, Vel, I promise!
How excited are you to be an aunt?
✧༺♥༻✧ Darling, I am going to dress that little cutie in all the BEST fashion! UGH! Being a parent isn't my style, but an auntie??? BRUV I CAN'T WAIT
✧༺♥༻✧ VINDICATIIIOOOONNNNN!!!
@chatter-vox I need to see your little monster NOW
✧༺♥༻✧ You weird bitches better have been good while I've been away~!
.·:*¨༺☾ ༻¨*:·. I have a cold, so I've been pretty absent everywhere. Please bear with me, for the time being! I feel like I got hit by several trucks.
❤️ "Wait. Those things on Alastor's head are ears?? I thought he just had the dumbest fucking hairstyle known to man. I mean, todavía lo es."
✧༺♥༻✧ "...Those are ears? Ew. If I gave a single shit about the guy, I'd send him my condolences."
RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.
your name:
Romantic or platonic?:
A night in or dinner out or an activity?:
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?:
What's your perfect date?:
Would you cook for me?:
Would you let me cook for you?:
Can we make-out?:
Make out in private or in public?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?:
Couch or bed?:
What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?:
Tell me something about you no else knows:
Why do you want to be my valentine?:
What makes you a good Valentine?:
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR LOVE?
Red, Love as Passion
You are the rose in the center of the garden. You are the thunderstorm that shakes windows and lights up the faces of those who watch eagerly from their porch. Loving you is a whirlwind, exhilarating dance, a night shared between lovers and their mingled breath. A rush of momentum, a brilliant supernova. Love to you is adrenaline, a fire to warm your hands and heart with.
WHAT PATRON SAINT ARE YOU?
Patron Saint of Bones
Patron saint of frameworks. Of structures. Of solidity. Patron saint of things that break. Patron saint of things that are left behind. The bones survive long after the body, the building: What is there left for them, when the rest has gone? What do bones do, with nothing to hold around them? Who holds the bones?
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Tagging: Idk! Steal it from me if you'd like.
Baby you'll get what you deserve ❤️ (I know you want it, want it) ❤️ (I know you need it, need it) And I can promise that I'll make it hurt ❤️ I just need you to beg B-b-b-beg for it ❤️ WANT YOU TO BEG FOR ME!
SEMI-IND, SEL. VALENTINO written by HEBBY! 21+ ONLY, blog contains DEAD DOVE (dubcon, explicit behavior, violence, etc.) CHECK PINNED FOR MORE INFORMATION! PARA and BLOGSTYLE! (mobile bound, but I can cut threads!)
❤️ mains and verse pals with @chatter-vox and @sadismandsequins, though not exclusively! HMU for specifics! Please note, my writing style is VERY ridiculous.
❤️ "You're SO right. UGH, they're gonna look so FUCKING good when you're done with them. I'm so excitedddddd!! Oh my god, I need to go tell Vox. Fuck, he probably already knows. Okay, I'll get some people to cart these angels over, then I'm gonna go see Vox."
❤️ He's looking himself over, approaching the mirror and placing Velvette down in one of the egg chairs, "Ugh, how's my outfit?? Do I look okay?? I'm so fucking hyped, girl, I can't sit still."
✧༺♥༻✧ "Calm down, sweetie! You look gorgeous, just like always! If you want, I could give you some really cute lingerie~! You know how V absolutely salivates over how pretty you look when I'm done with you~."
❤️ Valentino just gonna LIFT UP and swing around his favorite babydoll. WHEEE!!! So excited!!!
❤️ "Alright, girl, you choose whichever ones you want the wings from, and then take one or two back to your studio so you can dress 'em up. If Voxxy listens to me, which he REALLY SHOULD, he can mesmerize these hoes so we don't have to keep knocking em out~"
✧༺♥༻✧ She may be squealing with a bit of her own laughter. Val's the only person who can get away with shit like this! Happy!! "You're being so silly, Lovebug!" She hugs. Of course she's already climbing up onto his shoulder, too.
"We'll have them aaalll line up in my studio so I can see which ones might be worthy to be used for something so much better. Why have wings if you won't utilize them to their fashion fullest?! Dumbass angels!"
❤️ "OH, I can FEEL my inspiration FLOWING, baby! Take whatever you need, Vel. We're about to get some HEAVEN in HELL!!" He turns to the confused looking exorcists and grins wiiiide. With a spread of his wings, he's flooding the room with his toxin—you bitches do NOT need to be awake for this!
❤️ "Vox better be KISSING MY ASS for WEEKS!!!"
✧༺♥༻✧ "Oh, he'll be kissing far more than just your ass, gorgeous! He's going to experience full euphoria just from you telling him the news. Instant nut." She's more than used to Valentino's toxin. Hard to fall victim to it when she's built up such a tolerance.
