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@sadisticretainer-blog
"Did your horse just try to kick me?"
“Probably. Maybe you should try not to offend him.”
sadisticretainer:
“I didn’t actually do anything so I think me breathing offends him.” he said scratching the back of his head.
“Perhaps you should stop breathing then.” Her tone held a serious note to it but there was a slight hint of sarcasm.
“My lungs and brain would protest that profusely. I’m NIles, haven’t seen you around here before.”
"Did your horse just try to kick me?"
“Probably. Maybe you should try not to offend him.”
“I didn’t actually do anything so I think me breathing offends him.” he said scratching the back of his head.
My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.
ACE ATTORNEY ( 1 - 3 ) SENTENCE STARTERS:
❝Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say… Mr. Did It!❞ ❝I think I feel a migraine coming on…❞ ❝Is “Huh” the best response you can muster up?❞ ❝My heart goes out to you. Not.❞ ❝Why do I always feel like it’s the end of the world and I’m the last man standing?❞ ❝I object! That was… objectionable!❞ ❝I think it’s high time you went shopping for a better excuse…!❞ ❝Why are you pumping your fists in the air?❞ ❝You sent that painting to him! As a sign! A sign of undying love!❞ ❝It must be nice to live so free of guilt.❞ ❝I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting… I didn’t.❞ ❝Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.❞ ❝Oh great. Stop the presses, the Windbag wants to talk.❞ ❝You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You’re doing it again.❞ ❝How many stomachs do you have!?❞ ❝My, aren’t you a handsome fellow! I’m afraid I’m a bit flustered!❞ ❝Don’t hit your desk. It irritates me.❞ ❝I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk…I didn’t.❞ ❝I set my ATM card’s number to “0001” because I’m number one!❞ ❝This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read “guilty”!❞ ❝Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re going to plan a murder, you don’t forget the weapon!❞ ❝Something’s half-baked here alright, and it’s you!❞ ❝Doesn’t it look delicious? Care for a bite?❞ ❝I hope I never get to be a forgetful old prune like you.❞ ❝I will show you no mercy this time, rookie!❞ ❝Don’t be foolish you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.❞ ❝Don’t tell me you walked all the way here…❞ ❝You didn’t just call me your ‘sweetie’, did you?❞ ❝What!? You’re reading!?❞ ❝Words can not describe how screwed I am.❞ ❝I wonder what happened to that calm and cool composure you had earlier… ❞ ❝You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine.❞ ❝Who gave you the right to be so high and mighty?!❞ ❝You’re actually singing…someone help my poor ears.❞ ❝I’ll give you a piece of gum later if you’ll be good and stick to just the facts.❞ ❝Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…❞ ❝How else would you get in?! Teleportation?!❞ ❝Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow.❞ ❝…Exactly. I’ve never lost. I’ve never won before either.❞ ❝I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad…Maybe both?❞ ❝Should I be grateful this coffee’s only hot enough to give me 1st degree burns…?❞ ❝Do you have the slightest idea how many cups you’ve had by now…?❞ ❝I-I think I need to clear my head.❞ ❝Don’t hide under the table! … Unless there’s room for me too…❞ ❝I’m not sure I like you wagging your finger at me as though I were some hoser!❞ ❝I came to see how our little kitten was doing all alone in the big, scary lion’s den.❞ ❝Maybe you should keep your claws out, and show them what you’ve got… Kitten.❞ ❝Young people these days simply don’t know how to respect their elders.❞ ❝Could you please knock it off with the cheesy proverbs and illogical metaphors already!?❞ ❝I don’t have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV.❞ ❝You look like I did after I mistakenly took a swig of Worcestershire sauce.❞ ❝People are like books. We’ve all got a front and a back. You get my drift?❞ ❝Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask for her name and profession. That’s one of my rules.❞ ❝Like gum on your shoe, you’re impossible to get rid of!❞ ❝D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?❞ ❝This is exactly why your salary keeps getting cut!❞ ❝Your ‘works of art’ are a force best measured on the Richter Scale.❞ ❝I-I’m a spoon?! I’m no spoony bard, I’ll have you know!❞ ❝Oh, you’ve got no idea how much I’ve missed that biting sarcasm of yours, sir!❞ ❝I probably shouldn’t say that out loud… Thank god for inner monologue.❞ ❝How long were you in the bath for, if you don’t mind me asking?❞ ❝My, my, my, what a filthy little rogue you are! I know what’s on your mind!❞ ❝Y-Your wound…! It’s bleeding!❞
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
“I just want to cuddle.” (Shiranui)
The wolf god blinked at the human. “Pardon?”
sadisticretainer:
“Just cuddling for once. Nothing more.”
“But I don’t know you.” Shiranui said, still confused. “Are you confusing me for someone else?”
“Nah, I don’t know you either, but you look like a good cuddle.”
“I just want to cuddle.” (Shiranui)
The wolf god blinked at the human. “Pardon?”
“Just cuddling for once. Nothing more.”
Send “🌸” to give my muse a flower crown
Or send “🌸 reverse” and my muse will give yours a flower crown
Send me “BITE” to turn my muse into a vampire.
Or send me “FANG” for my muse to turn yours.
Muse Sentence Starters
This is for @xkaliahx Hehehe I like being clingy but she did say she liked MCR like me.
Anyways, These sentence starters are My Chemical Romance ones from their most famous songs.
Dead!-
“If you get to Heaven, I’ll be here waiting, babe.”
“Did you get what you deserved?”
“Have you heard the news that you’re dead?”
“No one ever had much nice to say.”
“I think they never liked you anyway.”
“Take me from the hospital bed.”
“Wouldn’t it be grand?”
“It ain’t exactly what you planned.”
“Wouldn’t it be great if we were dead?”
“Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish, you never fell in love.”
“’Cause now you’ve got maybe two weeks to live, is that the most you can give?”
“Oh, motherfucker.”
“If life ain’t just a joke, then why are we laughing?”
“If life ain’t just a joke, then why am I dead?!”
I Don’t Love You-
“Well when you go, don’t ever think I’ll try to make you stay.”
“And maybe when you get back, I’ll be off to find another way.”
“And after all that time you still owe, you’re still a good-for-nothing I don’t know.”
“So take your gloves and get out.”
“Better get out while you can.”
“When you go, would you even turn to say I don’t love you like I did yesterday.”
“Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading, so sick and tired of all the needless beating.”
“But baby when they knock you down and out, is where you oughta stay…”
“You better get up while you can.”
“When you go, would you even have the guts to say, I don’t love you like I loved you yesterday.
Na Na Na-
“The future is bullet proof!”
“The aftermath is secondary, it’s time to do it now and do it loud!”
“Killjoys, make some noise!”
“Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs I don’t need it, but I’ll sell what you got, take the cash and I’ll keep it.”
“Eight legs to the wall, hit the gas and kill them all!”
“And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl…”
“You be my detonator.”
“Love gimme love, I don’t need but I’ll take what I want from your heart and keep it in a bag, in a box.”
“Put an X on the floor!”
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more!”
“Shut up and sing it with me.”
“Let’s blow an artery!”
“Eat plastic surgery.”
“Keep your apology.”
“Give us more detonation!”
“Shut up and let me see your jazz hands.”
“Kiss me you animal!”
“Everybody wants to save the world, but no one wants to die.”
“Wanna try?”
“I’ll be your detonation!”
“Let this world explode.”
I’m Not Okay (I Promise)-
“Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.”
“I never want to let you down or have you go.”
“It’s better off this way!”
“I’m not okay!”
“You wear me out.”
What will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems?”
“I’ve told you time and time again, you sing the words but don’t know what it means…”
“I held you close as we both shook.”
“For the last time take a good hard look!”
“Forget about the dirty looks…”
“You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed!”
I’m okay…. I’m okay!”
“I-I’m okay now…”
“But you really need to listen to me, I mean it I’m okay!”
“Trust me. I’m not okay!”
“I’m really not okay!”
“I’m not o-fucking-kay!”
“Okay?!”
Famous Last Words-
“Now I know, that I can’t make you stay.”
“But where’s your heart?”
“And I know, there’s nothing I can say to change that part.”
“But can I speak?”
“Well it is hard understanding, I’m incomplete.”
“A life that’s so demanding.”
“I can’t speak.”
“I get so weak.”
“A love that’s so demanding, I can’t speak.”
“I am not afraid to keep on living.”
“I am not afraid to walk this world alone.”
“Honey if you stay, I’ll be forgiven.”
“Nothing you can say can stop me going home.”
“Can you see, my eyes are shining bright.”
“And I’m so weak.”
“I’m incomplete.”
“I get so weak.”
“I see you lying next to me with words I thought I’d never speak, awake and unafraid”
“Asleep or dead?”
“These bright lights have always blinded me.”
Helena~ So Long and Goodnight-
“What’s the worst you take?”
“For every heart you break.”
“For every blade you stain.”
“Well, I’ve been holding on tonight.”
“What’s the worst thing I can say?”
“Things are better if I stay.”
“So long, and goodnight.”
“Came a time, when every star fall bought you to tears again.”
“We are the very hurt you sold.”
”And if you carry on this way, things are better if I stay.”
“Can you hear me?”
“Are you near me?”
“We can pretend to leave and then we’ll meet again.”
“When both our cars collide.”
Cancer-
“Turn away.”
“If you could get me a drink of water cause my lips are chapped and faded.”
“Call (Insert Name) and help her/him gather all my things and bury me in all my favorite colors.”
“My sisters an my brothers…”
“Still, I will not kiss you.”
“’Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.”
“Now turn away, ‘cause I’m awful just to see.”
“’Cause all my hairs abandoned all my body.”
“Oh, my agony.”
“Know that I will never marry!”
“Baby, I’m just soggy from the chemo.”
“But counting down the days to go…. It just ain’t living!”
And I just hope you know that if you say goodbye today, I’ll ask you to be true because the hardest part of this is leaving you.”
Teenagers-
“I’m gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you.”
“Because I sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you son/girl, So I can watch all the things you do.”
“Because the drugs never work.”
“They’re gonna give you a smirk.”
“’Cause they got methods to keeping you clean.”
“I’m gonna rip up your head, your inspirations to shreds.”
“Another cog in the murder machine.”
“All teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”
“I could care less, as long as some one’ll bleed.
“So darken my clothes.”
“I’ll strike a violent pose.”
“Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me.”
“The boys and girls in the clique, the awful name that they stick, you’re never gonna fit in much kid/dear.
“But if you’re troubled and hurt, what you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did.”
Welcome To The Black Parade-
“When I was a young boy/girl my Father/Mother took me into the city to see a marching band.”
“He/She said Son/Girl when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?”
“He/She said, Will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers? And the plans that they have made?”
“Because one day, I’ll leave you.”
“A phantom to lead you to the summer, to join the Black Parade.”
“Sometimes I get the feeling, she’s watching over me.”
“And other times I feel like I should go.”
“And through it all, the rise and fall the bodies in the streets.”
“And when I’m gone, I want you to know, we’ll carry on!”
“And when you’re dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on.”
“I’ll carry it on.”
“And in my heart I can’t contain it.”
“The anthem won’t explain it.”
“Your misery and hate will kill us all.”
“So paint it black and take it back, shout it loud and clear.”
“Defiant to the end we hear the call to carry on.”
“And though you’re broken and defeated, your weary widow marches.”
“On and on we’ll carry through the fears of disappointed faces of your peers.”
“Take a look at me cause I could not care at all.”
“Do or die, you’ll never make me ‘cause the world, will never take my heart.”
“Though you try, you’ll never break me!”
“We want it all, we wanna play this part.”
“Won’t explain or say I’m sorry.”
“I’m not ashamed, I’m gonna show my scar.”
“Give a cheer for all the broken.”
“I’m just a boy/girl, I’m not a hero.”
“I. Don’t. Care!”
“Go and try, you’ll never break me!”
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
Niles watched the redhead and grinned, "Well, hello there hottie."
Extractis chuckled at the humans words and looked over at him. He really had no idea. “Hey.”
“What’s your name?” he asked with a grin.
fishnbacon :
what’s that i was watching Mag7 again
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Niles blinked in shock. “M-marth?” Niles muttered as she fell to the ground. He nocked an arrow and fired at the offender, taking him down.
sadisticretainer:
“No man left behind,” he said kneeling and lifting her.
She stared at him in shock a moment before giving him a weakened smile. “I didn’t know you were noble like that, Niles.” She teased. “Thank you.”
He nodded and took here away from the battlefield. “Beleive it or not I have morals.”
sadisticretainer:
NIles rolled his eyes. “What it matter to you? I’m like that toward people because they don’t understand true pain,”
“And how many times have you been wrong on that, hm?” He retorted harshly. “You only think you know true pain, boy. You know nothing in comparison to others. Others that make your life look like child’s play.”
Niles made a face but stays silent, This ass was right. He had been wrong with this before. But still who was this ass to be scolding him, it’s not like he was his Lord Leo.
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Niles blinked in shock. “M-marth?” Niles muttered as she fell to the ground. He nocked an arrow and fired at the offender, taking him down.
Watching from her spot on the ground the woman let out a pained breath. Niles was okay at the very least. “Niles, go. Get out of here.” She tried to sound like she was giving an order, but the pain compromised her normally sturdy voice.
“No man left behind,” he said kneeling and lifting her.
