Conversations hogwarts has overheard between the blacks.
R;regulus S;sirius
Outside the great hall entrance, 7;00 a.m., August 15th
S, running down hallway: Reggie! Reg! Regulus wait up!
R, turning around: What sirius?
S, coming to a stop: you are a really fast walker ya know that?
R, prepares to turn around:
S: Wait, No reg hold on. I need to ask you a question.
R: What is it siri, im hungry.
S: Why is your robes not pink?
R, eyebrows scrunch: What do you mean? Im a slytherin, my robes are meant to be green, and they are. Are you okay sirius did you hit your head on something?
S: No its just, there was a charm over all of slytherin that when they looked at the slytherin statue their robes would slowly start to fade to pink.
R: What do you- *pause* sirius did you prank my house?
S: Noooo?
R: *sighs* Sirius, why do you have to hate slytherins?
S: Because im a gryffindor and a marauder, its what we do.
R: A marau- ya know what never mind. Its probably because I dont usually look up when im walking.
S: What do you mean you dont look up? What do you just let yourself bump into walls?
R: *sighs* no sirius, I read while I walk, and I dont look up because I have enough spacial awareness not to bump into things. Like using my peripheral vision and stuff.
S: thats so stupid
R: it got me out of your prank.
S: ya I guess.
R: can we make a deal sirius?
S: sure?
R: I wont tell mother and father about your pranks, and ill even tell you the password to the dorm room, but you leave me and my dorm mates out of your pranks. Except for Selwin, you can prank him all you want. Oh and no pranking dorcas meadows, shes nice, I think we might become friends.
S: ya sure, who are your dormmates?
R: barty crouch jr. and evan rosier.
S: hmm, ya okay. I dont really like crouch but I guess making all of your roommates hate you would probably be bad. And I don't have a problem with rosier. What did selwin do within the first day to piss you off though?
R: *mumbles* he sad I wst a rby
S: What?
R: *sighs* He said i wasn't a real boy.
S, blinks:
R: Ya know because I wasn't born a boy, and I know I dont have the right parts, but I feel like a boy, and I even tried to remind him that I was in the boys dorm because the girls dorm wouldnt let me passed the barrier, but it didn't work and I just-
S: That. Little. BITCH!
R, head snaps up and eyes jump to sirius: *stunned silence*
S: how dare he insult my little brother. Don't you worry reggie, I'll make sure he gets pranked so hard that he never things of insulting you again.
R: no sirius, I dont need you to defend my honor i-
S: Who cares, im your big brother, im meant to protect you.
R: Just listen for a bit siri, I already have a plan to make him regret it.
S: oh, whats the plan.
R: I cant tell you here, meet me by the gardens after 4th period and ill tell you.
S: oh, okay.
