looking for magic in my world

[janeplease]

[janeplease]

[janeplease]

[janeplease]

[bigeisamazing]

[gnarly]

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

[the-marvelous-spidey]

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

[mintbees]

Ive never played dnd before but if I ever get to be a dm I’m going to present it as a serious game the first 2 or 3 sessions no funny sounding names no nothing its all high fantasy and serious before completely shattering it in the worst way possible

[respecramen]

explain

[mintbees]

Sure, imagine Your party stuck in a cave fighting wild catlike creatures or something alike.

The creatures have blocked the way out And the only other way out seems to be a steady but shallow stream of water going deep inside the cave. You are losing the Fight but then you look up at The entrance And you see a silhouette of a man in expensive looking clothing looking down on you. You plead for help but he doesnt respond, instead he starts charging a spell Which makes the water coming from outside cover the caves Floor. The spell Weaves Around Your party but is starting to tug at the creatures. When you look up at the man you can see his face because of the glow coming from his hands, he looks middle aged, human with dark skin and short grey hair. His unexpressive eyes suddenly turn bright red as he says in a calm yet powerfull voice:

“Perish.”

All the animals in the cave get swooped away by the water, letting out one final cry as they get carried into the abyss. he slowly walks to Your weakened party. He stops right in front of you.

“Hail And Well met, my name is Barack, descendent of the house of White.”

[zachsilberberg]

a few years ago i made a bunch of events set for random dates in 2018 & 2019 & forgot about them but now they’re all slowly approaching so here are some of my favorites

[halfandhalfhero]

me: the fourth of july is a whatever holiday

all might: UNITED STATES OF SMAAASSH

me:

[lefthandedtoons]

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

[esser-z]

….

[sheep-kinta]

you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[punk-]

[bajn]

can’t spell hello without hell

[unclefather]

[archivedbarfblog]

[amateur]

[melonmemes]

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

Who wants to tell California people that this happens literally everywhere