Just Trying To Be Happy

No minors I’m polyamorous and pansexual. Also I’m older than you with a few exceptions I do NOT support minors in kink. Do not interact if you are a minor. Do not interact if you are a kinkshamer or anti ddlg, anti cg/l, a terf, or think pedophilia is a kink. Do not talk about sexual abuse to me including asking about my experience unless you are needing advice on how to handle it. My abuse history isn’t a fetish. I would love asks but no clue how to turn on anonymous so I won’t post it but will respond. I do sometimes post pictures of myself. #me or #lulu will get you there. I don’t care for negative opinions. If you don’t like my blog then have a nice day. Most content is reblogged. My Fetlife is lululittlegirl. Go there for sexy content of myself as that’s no longer allowed here.

[majestic-username168]

[babyboomerbullshit]

well I sure hope so?

[karalora]

A couple things here…

1. How do you suppose the 1960 conservatives would react to the idea of a President who has close ties to the leader of Russia? What would they say about the fact that so many of his followers are literal Nazis?

2. If AOC appeared to be a lunatic to 1960 Americans, it would be because the principle thing she advocates for–the 70% marginal tax rate–was policy at that time. So she’d be running around going “Marginal tax rates should be 70%!” and everyone would go “…yes? They are? Shouldn’t you, a sitting member of Congress, know that?”

[freifraufischer]

The marginal tax rate in 1962 was 87% percent.

[patrickat]

That’s how the 1960s had the money to build highways and go to the fucking moon.

[benrockwrites]

Reblogging for the comments

[frawgs]

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

[sadlulu18]

Also true

[reifaun-deactivated20150704]

whatever at least I give good head

[sadlulu18]

Truth.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[phoenixwest-deactivated20210113]

Women’s Section: I’m sorry ummm…. Ma'am. Size 5 and up can now be found in our “Just More to Love Super Plus Size” department, it’s a pop up in the center of the food court so you must have seen it. I think you will love our new Blooming Bertha line for the big body positive lady… Everything has elastic and each style comes in two different colors. Ummm.. If you don’t mind, maybe don’t come into this department again? It must be hard for you to get up the escalator and you are… Well…ruining the look if you understand me.

Men’s Section: Sure, XXL and 3X are on the bottom shelf.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Truth.

[hisallblondekitten]

I Love Your Bites...

[sadlulu18]

@timothesumo I’ll take your bites any time, Daddy

[littlecumslutxomg-deactivated20]

thigh high socks stay ON during sex

[sadlulu18]

Soccer socks too! @timothesumo 😬

[sensualcuriosity]

[submissive-seeking]

Just a reminder …. Be extra kind today. Be gentle with one another and yourself 💖

[thegingerpowers]

Flowers. Sex. Beauty.  I’d rather have my 4th word - Happiness.

[sadlulu18]

Love, Marriage, Dick

Not proposing or anything, Daddy @timothesumo

[quotemadness]

“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.”

— Louise Erdrich

[daddyandhislittleprincess11102]

@invisible-ginger @fae-kisses @sadlulu18 @stilltied2thetracks

[thegingerpowers]

[timothesumo]

@sadlulu18

[sadlulu18]

True @timothesumo

[naughtycuriousam]

[sadlulu18]

@timothesumo

[thetrippytrip]

[uplifttogether]

Right on, Laverne! 

[timothesumo]

Hell yes. We are all stumbling through this journey of life together, no has any more right to be here than anyone else.

[manderz82]

[luvtoplaydirty-deactivated20200]

🔗💋💕

[timothesumo]

At least I think you do @sadlulu18

[sadlulu18]

You absolutely do @timothesumo

[thegingerpowers]

[timothesumo]

But why am I awake at 5 @sadlulu18

[sadlulu18]

Le sigh @timothesumo