Somebody just bite the me and bite me

Call me Sad. Almost 30. Lesbian. Horny vampire kink sideblog. Minors fuck off.

[wolfboyripley]

if someone doesn’t bite my neck right this second i fear I may wither and die

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Zora la Vampira - art by Alessandro Biffignandi

[myowndungeon-deactivated2025090]

If you're a silly little thing who gets off on the idea of big, mean perverts forcing you to be their property, then you're legally obligated to reblog this.

[sadocanine]

i need to be nonverbal and petted an leashed and not allowed on furniture and put my head on my handler's knee

[skipperafterdark]

getting into hucows as a form of escapism atp

[skipperafterdark]

brainless and well-fed and valued primarily for how much of a thing I can naturally produce? yeah sign me up man

[dramaticvictorianfemme]

no, you don’t understand. I am obsessed with these.

[dogpuppy]

[official-mpreg-posts]

What did he mean by this

[sadly-unbitten]

Don't listen to him, official-mpreg-posts, boybortions aren't real!

[inseminationindoctrination]

How would you like to imagine my sperm finding your egg?

[confirmed-and-contorted]

*muffled from inside a closed coffin.*

thump thump thump thump.

make a fledgling make a fledgling make a fledgling make a fledgling.

[sadly-unbitten]

I need a vampire huntress who has been my rival for years to finally corner me, and when I try to fly away as a bat, she grabs me instantly and shoves me in a little cage. I want her to call me her "pet" and take me home with her and eventually put a silver collar on me and feed me by putting a finger through the cage bars so I can suck her blood. And then eventually she starts training me to be a proper submissive.

All the other members of her order are incredibly weirded out, especially when she takes me out on a leash in public. But I'm such a good little pet vampire who will do everything her mistress says <3

[starvedvampire]

what do i have to do to experience the thrill of being bitten for the first time, the rush of excitement all vampire media talks about when they first sink their fangs in

[stephaniepriscillart]

Crimson Playground 🌹

Rope Art collab with Hajime Kinoko

Such a beautiful experience

[averydesperatepuppy]

Benefits to the Mating Press

Really deep penetration

Hips naturally tilt up for you!

Makes your sub feel even more useless than normal!

No where for her to look except straight at you

If your sub has titties they’ll get pushed together nicely and bounce when you turn up the pace

Encourages breeding (obviously)

Very easy to kiss, bite, or lick the sub’s face or neck

In conclusion, the mating press is excellent. Further research should be done, with me specifically.

[sadly-unbitten]

Anyone wanna hunt me through the deep, dark woods late at night? I promise I will be so scared and panting and helpless and lose my footing and get so turned around that I don't know which way is home anymore, thus running straight towards your den. But only if you stalk me for hours beforehand and make me slowly realise that I am not alone here, rising my paranoia until the logical part of my brain just switches off and I start sprinting like a prey animal. And when you eventually catch me, you can maybe bite into my flesh because my blood will taste so good from both the mind-numbing fear and the exercise. Btw I will totally scream and cry and beg you not to hurt me and for you to stop and to let me go, please. And hey, maybe after that I'll fall unconscious and you'll take me to your home where you already have a nice little room prepared for me? Fitted out with everything a former-person, future-pet needs, like a collar and cuffs and a big poster bed to chain me to and take me on as you see fit.

Just a thought...

This is my first hornypost and idk how to tag this lmao. Am I missing anything important??

[rottenmarquee]

Vampires that dont drink human blood for moral reasons are lame.

i think its more unethical to deny one the experience of their life force being drained and going weak and pliant in a vampire's arms. Especially if youre struggling in vain against their superhuman grip until you either get too weak to physically continue or accept your fate.

[rottenmarquee]

so yeah a butch vampire hunter made me suck her off to humiliate me but apparently i was "way too eager" and "taking it like a good boy" so she said she was sparing my pathetic life and is keeping me in her basement.

[rottenmarquee]

She does occasionally use me in order to silence people she has trouble with so I get fed just enough to stay alive though. Once she did torture a fellow vampire and force me to watch and then forced me to kill him though and i had to be like "nooo dont make meee" because i didnt want her to think i was into it or anything. Thatd be weird.

She also gets stressed a lot due to her job so she takes it out on me which is either by making me suck her cock or beating me. Usually the beating thing though.