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this is such an uncanny heisenberg impression 😭😭 I think the key is not actually having an American accent

What if you FELL IN LOVE, and you got MARRIED, and everything was GREAT, but then your husband wanted a CHILD even though you didn't, but you still did it FOR HIM, and the child is a MESS, but you still LOVE her, but you went full on ASSHOLE at some point, and then your daughter and husband conspired to MURDER you, and also your SIDEPIECE, but you SURVIVED, and wanted REVENGE, so you end up part of a plan that gets your own daughter KILLED, and now your husband HATES you, and you hate YOURSELF, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and then he MARRIES your EX, and you can't do anything but MOP(E) for the next 70 years, and then your ex husband DIVORCES your other ex and comes to find you, and you share a sweet moment, but then he publishes a BOOK in which he TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME, and oh you're FURIOUS, and you decide to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

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rodrickheffeley

we have never been back like this before

shuploc

Lestat de Lioncourt, the wolf killer 🐺

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thatzombiecat

'Why the long face, my pretty baby?'

The vampire Lestat de Lioncourt from "Interview With The Vampire" TV series (AMC), portrayed by incredible Sam Reid

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lestat de lyingcourt

jeyneofpoole

crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever

gracerings

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.